Moo Moo Cow (Parody of Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas)

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Gotta milk that

Gotta milk that

Gotta milk that

Gotta milk that, that, that, that, that

[chorus]

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo, moo moo moo)

Yo, I got a cow it makes milk a lot

Her name is Big Bessie yo

That milk’s the best you know

Calcium flow

These words that I’m gonna spit

They’re gonna make you go moo

I got that moo moo moo

How I milk that moo moo moo

I milk that moo moo cow

Them farmers all go wow

They want my cow, they can’t have her

She’s making more milk now

Know how much she makes in weight?

About three-thousand and eight

Bessie goes “Moo moo moo”

The coolest “Moo moo moo”

Gotta milk her now

[chorus]

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo, moo moo moo)

My cow says super awesome “Moo”

All her haters go “Boo!”

But when I step inside the room

Those haters go stupid, fools

They wanna milk, they can’t-can’t-can’t

Not even a little bit

Bessie is nice and fat

She is my moo moo cow.

Bessie will play right along

She’ll give you warm milk all day long

Sweeter, nicer, better, tasty

You’d better milk her, don’t be hasty, ‘cuz

She is a big fat cow

You’d better do it now

Or she’s gonna beat your little butt, trample you to the ground

People in the place

If you want some milk now

Put yo’ hands in the air

Somebody start milkin’ Bessie now

Come get yo’ milk from Bessie.

Come get yo’ milk from Bessie.

Moo moo moo, ha ha ha

Here we go, here we go, put this on the radio

Watch everyone scream “Moo moo!”

Bessie’s so big she’s steppin’ on all of ya

Y’all getting hit by her, “Boom, boom!”

Y’all getting hit by her, “Boom, boom!”

Y’all getting hit by her

All day we milkin’, milkin’

As she goes “Moo moo”

You should not stop

You-you-you You should not stop

You should not stop

All day we milkin’, milkin’

As she goes “Moo moo”

I milk that moo moo cow

Them farmers all go wow

They want my cow, they can’t have her

She’s making more milk now

Know how much she makes in weight?

About three-thousand and eight

Bessie goes “Moo moo moo”

The coolest “Moo moo moo”

Gotta milk her now

[chorus]

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

Gotta milk that

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo)

That

(Moo moo moo, moo moo moo)

You should not stop

(You should not stop)

You should not stop

(You should not)

You should not stop

You should not stop, stop, stop

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