We Were Drunk (Parody of We Are Young by Fun.)

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After last Saturday night

I need to get my head straight

My friends were in the bathroom getting

Higher than the Empire State

My lover she was screaming at me

From across the bar

She threw a glass and then some sunglasses

Even a cigar, and

I know I told this story months ago

I know I always sorta forget

But between the fights and silly things

Just go with my apologies, you know

I’m trying hard to think far back

So if by the time, the story’s over

And you feel like falling down

I’ll smack you, so don’t

(chorus)

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

Know that I talk

More than a lot

I guess that I

I just thought

Maybe I could come across as sorta smart

Cause my friends were bad

The owner got mad

And we ran screaming the whole way home

(chorus)

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

Ran screaming home that night

We ran screaming home that night

Ran screaming home that night

We ran screaming home that night

The fire was the size

Of the city of Rome

So we ran screaming the whole way

Home that night

The sight was such a fright

Half of us had cried

So we ran screaming the whole way home

(chorus)

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

That night, we were drunk

We had set the bar on fire

It had glowed brighter

Than the sun

It’s about that time

The story’s over

And I see you’ve fallen down

I’ll tell it, again

Tonight

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