After last Saturday night
I need to get my head straight
My friends were in the bathroom getting
Higher than the Empire State
My lover she was screaming at me
From across the bar
She threw a glass and then some sunglasses
Even a cigar, and
I know I told this story months ago
I know I always sorta forget
But between the fights and silly things
Just go with my apologies, you know
I’m trying hard to think far back
So if by the time, the story’s over
And you feel like falling down
I’ll smack you, so don’t
(chorus)
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
Know that I talk
More than a lot
I guess that I
I just thought
Maybe I could come across as sorta smart
Cause my friends were bad
The owner got mad
And we ran screaming the whole way home
(chorus)
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
Ran screaming home that night
We ran screaming home that night
Ran screaming home that night
We ran screaming home that night
The fire was the size
Of the city of Rome
So we ran screaming the whole way
Home that night
The sight was such a fright
Half of us had cried
So we ran screaming the whole way home
(chorus)
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
That night, we were drunk
We had set the bar on fire
It had glowed brighter
Than the sun
It’s about that time
The story’s over
And I see you’ve fallen down
I’ll tell it, again
Tonight
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