Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
You and I throw lard
At each other like we’re going to war.
You and I fight rough
We keep throwing food, I’m stepping on yours.
You and I get so
Into these food fights, I’ve stopped keepin’ score.
This food makes me sick
I don’t know if I can do this no more, eh.
But baby there you go again, there you go again
Making me hate you.
Yea I said don’t hit my head, don’t hit my head
With any sort of food.
Got cheese stuck on my body, on my body
Like a tattoo.
And now I’m throwing pudding, throwing pudding,
Even burgers too!
[chorus]
So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That I won’t get into no more food fights
And I know I’ve said it a million times
But I won’t get into no more food fights.
Try to tell you no
But you keep throwing pizzas at my chest.
Try to tell you stop
Cuz these brawls have got me so out of breath.
I be wakin’ up
In the morning smelling like food fight hell.
And I be wakin’ up
Feeling groggy-eyed and gross, you can tell, eh.
But baby there you go again, there you go again
Making me hate you.
Yea I said don’t hit my head, don’t hit my head
With any sort of food.
Got cheese stuck on my body, on my body
Like a tattoo.
And now I’m throwing pudding, throwing pudding,
Even burgers too!
[chorus]
So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That I won’t get into no more food fights
And I know I’ve said it a million times
But I won’t get into no more food fights.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yea baby no more food fights!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Don’t hit me with no French fries!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
You clearly want to die!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea
Baby there you go again, there you go again
Making me hate you.
Yea I said don’t hit my head, don’t hit my head
With any sort of food.
Got cheese stuck on my body, on my body
Like a tattoo.
Yea, yea, yea, yea
[chorus x2]
So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That I won’t get into no more food fights
And I know I’ve said it a million times
But I won’t get into no more food fights. (Yea baby don’t hit me with fries!)
So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That I won’t get into no more food fights
And I know I’ve said it a million times
But I won’t get into no more food fights.
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Yep! I'm back, guys! Thanks to IamCrushing for reminding me to make a parody!
I have a new story, by the way! If you guys are curious to see what my writing looks like, then check out my newest story called Ulysses G. High School: Broken Friendships, Broken Hearts, Broken Bones.
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