Hilarious Parodies!

You Won't Get a Tan (Parody of When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars)

Same skin but it looks just a little bit paler now.

My bod in a bathing suit but it don’t look the same.

When I look in a mirror all it does is just tear me down

‘Cause my eyes hurt a little, when I see my skin.

It really hurts like “owwwwww”

Mmm, too tan, too dumb to realize

[chorus]

That I should’ve hit the beaches

And should’ve danced.

Should have spent all of my hours

Walkin without pants.

Go out to every party,

Hang with the other kids that are tan.

Now my skin’s still sagging,

But it’s sagging now without a tan.

My skin, my tan, my body, those sunlight rays

‘Cause a good strong sunscreen like you done walked out my life.

Now I’ll never,

Never look like I did on those beach days, oh.

Now my skin looks bad so I close my eyes.

It really hurts like “owwwwww”

Mmm, too tan, too dumb to realize

[chorus]

That I should’ve hit the beaches

And should’ve danced.

Should have spent all of my hours

Walkin without pants.

Go out to every party,

Hang with the other kids that are tan.

Now my skin’s still sagging,

But it’s sagging now without a tan.

While my skin burns,

It feels the worst to say that

I was wrong.

Oh, I know I’m probably much too late

To pick up SPF six hundred and eight,

But I just want you to know:

[chorus]

I’ll never hit those beaches,

And I will never dance.

I’ll spend all my hours,

If I have the chance,

Going to all pharmacies

And picking up a bottle that says that

“This sunscreen will be number one;

You won’t get a tan.

This sunscreen will be number one;

You won’t get a tan.”