Let me tell you that I like driving fast.
You know that I will do it all the time.
I totaled all eight of my Cadillacs
After I sent them into overdrive.
I can’t wait for green lights. (Honk, honk!)
Don’t let me drive at night.
See, anybody coulda driven you
But I drive like I’m outta my mind.
[chorus]
Honk honk into a wall!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
Honk honk all over y’all!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
Honk honk into a bar!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
You fell outta my car!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
After I drove into the public pool,
Somebody gave the cops my license plate.
If you see them then promise not to talk
Or else I won’t be able to escape. (Oh)
I can’t wait for stop signs.
I get so many fines.
See, anybody coulda driven you
But I swerve like I’m outta my mind.
[chorus]
Honk honk into a wall!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
Honk honk all over y’all!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
Honk honk into a bar!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
You fell outta my car!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
[rap]
I wrecked my Volvo.
It’s okay, YOLO.
I went full throttle
And CRASHED! CRASHED!
I swerved through the ghetto and
Hit a couple fellows and
Knocked over some streetlights, BAD ASS!
Driving so bad that
It’ll make you sad,
But don’t be givin’ me SASS SASS!
I am drivin’ it,
Shut your piehole, it’s
Grand Theft Auto, try stoppin’ it.
Used to drive a Ferrari,
Then crashed into a Target.
I ran over a Harley,
But I ain’t even sorry.
Went swerving and banging,
Went slamming and swinging.
It ain’t summer but get your bikini; we’re going swimming.
M to the O to the V to the E to the (M-MOVE, MOVE)
M to the O to the V to the E to the (CRASH)
See, anybody coulda driven you
But I drive like I’m outta my mind, my mind.
[chorus]
(Oh, oh)
Honk honk into a wall!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
Honk honk all over y’all!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
Honk honk into a bar!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
You fell outta my car!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
Honk honk into a wall!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
Honk honk all over y’all!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Boom bang, crash c-crash crash!
Vroom vroom bang, crash c-crash crash!
Honk honk into a bar!
(Oh no you didn’t!)
You fell outta my car!
(I wish you hadn’t.)
Wait a minute,
There’s a stop sign there?
Wait a minute,
Or you’ll (honk… crash!)
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