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Ratchet (Parody of Fancy by Iggy Azalea)

First things first,

I'm the cheapest. (I’m the cheapest)

Snagging coupons,

Good deals are the sweetest. (Are the sweetest)

And I'm still in the coupon business;

Get it marked down

So low that it defies physics. (Defies physics)

You should want a cheap deal like this.

Mark it down and check it out just like this.

Couple sales, couple deals, couple stamps

High heels are from Target,

So's the watch that's on my wrist. (On my wrist)

Stole my hat from the store,

Didn't pay that. (Never)

Cheap out,

Bringing the Great Depression back.

Bring the deals in.

Where the sales at?

Quarter on the ground?

Let me take that.

[chorus]

I'm so ratchet.

You already know.

In the express lane,

In Walmart and Quiznos.

I'm so ratchet.

My chains are fake gold.

You say that I'm lame,

I say no.

Since no one can prove it,

Continue to do it.

Can't stand no price tags,

And honest, the truth is,

This price is retarded.

You know I departed

Right from that store;

Stick to shopping at a department.

Can't meet my payments on time.

My credit cards get declined,

But I do not even worry cuz this can't be a sign.

Can't meet my payments on time.

My credit cards get declined.

I just can't deal with no recession cuz my money is tight.

Now tell me where's that, where's that

Macy's day sale at?

I prefer sales overall cuz I can pay that pay that.

But why oh why, why oh why

Don't they put prices in bold?

Why they actin like I'm rich and have some change to throw?

[chorus]

I'm so ratchet.

You already know.

In the express lane,

In Walmart and Quiznos.

I'm so ratchet.

My chains are fake gold.

You say that I'm lame,

I say no.

Trash McDonald's.

Let's drag race with a shopping cart!

Steal from the mall;

Feels so good getting what I want.

Yea keep on stealing some stuff.

Tablets and iPhones, we never give up.

Starbucks, delivery trucks;

Everyone has fallen victim to us!

Still stealing, would you look at that?

Now the whole world wonders why I does that.

Cops always telling me, "Don't touch that!"

Get lost, can't you see I can't afford that?

Free's just the way I like it, uhhh

If it's not, there's no way that I can buy it, uhhh

Never turn down coupons.

Swiping credit cards,

Shoplifting just for fun cuz

[chorus]

I'm so ratchet.

You already know.

In the express lane,

In Walmart and Quiznos.

I'm so ratchet.

My chains are fake gold.

You say that I'm lame,

I say no.

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Oh whoa whoa

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Steal from, steal from Best B U Y.

Oh whoa whoa