CAC (Cake and Cookies) [Parody of WAP by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]

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(S'mores in my mouth,

There's some s'mores in my mouth,

There's some s'mores in my mouth,

There's some s'mores in my mouth...)


I said, I love to eat!

Do it in my sleep!

Cake and cookies.

Chocolate makes me go WEAK!


Yeah I'm fiending for some cake and cookies.

Snickerdoodles and some wafers,

chocolate cake and cookies.

Every size and every flavor,

I love cake and cookies.


I eat my

fast food in the car.

Supersized,

yeah, extra large.

Don't put tacos right in my face.

You'd give a burglar your credit card?


Love pop rocks.

I wanna cry

tears of joy

when they're inside

my big mouth

with a large Sprite,

though it feels

like I might die!


I would kill

for Five Guys.

Hamburgers,

seasoned fries.

Buns please MY AN-A-CON-DA,

but I'm not Nicki Minaj.


Buttercream,

wheels of brie,

n' giant tubs of

cottage cheese

fill my house,

so call me

the ultimate Mack Daddy of dairy!


Pierogis, strombolis,

ooh save some mo' for me.

Let's go out

to eat, I'm craving Applebee's.

Vanilla pudding

makes me dance happily.

For an apple,

I'd cut down the whole dang tree.

Spinach dip,

fish and chips.

Chew my food

while I lick my lips.

My favorite kind of pie

is lemon meringue,

but toaster strudel

makes me wanna sing!

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 24, 2020 ⏰

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