"This Bryan guy seems like a stupid interviewer." Evan told me as we walked into the place where the bands would play.
"Hey. Be nice. You're not the one who's getting asked the questions."
"True. Good luck. I'm going to go head out. Oh, can you get me an All Access pass so the security doesn't bitch at me?"
"Yeah. I see Bryan right now so I'll get the passes." Cupping my hands infront of my mouth, I shouted, "Yo! Bstars!"
When Bryan turned around, he waved at us, and began walking toward the two of us.
"Hey Samm. It's a pleasure to meet you." Bryan said as he stuck his hand out to shake mine. I returned the gesture before he shook Evan's as well.
"Uh, can he get an all access pass so the security don't give him shit? He won't be staying, but he is my ride."
Evan glanced down at me briefly and smiled.
"Oh yeah. Here you two go." Bryan said after digging into his pocket for two passes.
"Thanks dude. Text me when you're done Samm." Evan gave me a side hug before nodding his head at Bryan.
"Alrighty. Bye Evan."
After Evan was gone, Bryan clapped his hands together.
"If you'll just come this over this way, I think we can get started." I nodded my head and followed behind Bryan.
"Oh, also Samm, the dude with the bunny ears is Kriss the Bunny."
I laughed quickly and smiled at Kriss.
"Pleasure to meet you Bunnyboy."
"Bet it is." Woah, okay. Arrogant much?
"So Samm, if you've heard of my show, there's no rules so the crazier, the better." No, I wasn't going to be crazy as shit, but I'd use more profanity, bitch about people, and just be me but a little meaner.
"That's cool." I yawned quickly before rubbing my face. "Let's do this yo."
"Haha okay. In 3, 2, 1. Hey everybody, today I'm here with internet star, Samm Porter."
Bryan put the microphone near my mouth so I could speak in it. "Hey everyone."
"Alright Samm, so let's do a few warm up questions. If you were a pornstar, what would your pornstar name be?"
"I don't like to subjectify myself to such crude questions." I said with a snotty accent. "Oh well, fuck it. My pornstar name would be, if we used my middle name and street I lived on, Marie Hopedale. But that just sounds stupid, so maybe Dicking Dancing Diana." I actually snorted at my own answer. Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
"You had me worried there for a second haha." Bryan started. "But Dicking Dancing Diana could work. What would be your catchphrase?"
"I wouldn't have a catchphrase. I would just inhale softly. All I would do is that and everyone would just fucking explode, along with the girls."
"You'd be a lesbian pornstar?" I began laughing at his question.
"Nah. But there would be lesbian pornstars in the room because they're going to take over for me because I'm such shit. Like, I would try to do the moves right, but I obviously do not fit the cut of how a pornstar should look or move, so they'd take my spot when they got the idea of what to do. OH! I COULD BE A PORNO CHOREOGRAPHER! Looks like I'm done with YouTube."
Bryan looked at me with his mouth wide, as did Kriss.
"Wow. You are something else." He stated. "I never thought you would be like this from just watching your videos."
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