Destiel One Shots

It's a Condition AU

Shake it off, shake it off!

"Ugh. Shut the fuck up, Taylor!" I groaned loudly, slamming my hand on the alarm button to silence her but missed the table completely. Despite not knowing Ms. Swift personally I feel like first name basis is appropriate.

I hated early mornings and now it was made worse by having that fucking song stuck in my head until he end of days. Yeah, I liked it at first, but now? Now I am dead inside.

My hand eventually flailed around enough to find the source of this horror, but when it wouldn't turn off, no matter what button I pressed, I just yanked it out of the wall socket. I've given up.

At least Taylor had been silenced from my empty, echoey room.

I rolled over and buried my head into the cold side of the bed next to me. It woke me up a little more, but unfortunately gave the attention to dreaded morning wood.

No. No you are not doing it this morning. Self control, Dean. Just leave it. You don't need to masturbate every second.

I lightly trailed one hand down my abdomen, reaching down-

No! Goddamn it, gave some restriction on yourself, get a grip and leave it alone. Better still, go out with Charlie and find someone to ask out on a date.

But she'd smugly say 'what about Benny?' and I would come close to punching her.

With a groan, I turned back over, hands clenching in the sheets in annoyance. Once I sat up, stretching my toned arms above my head, I tilted my head back and rolled my shoulders, trying to ignore the arousal flooding my dick.

"Fuck this," I breathily said, bitterly flicking the sheets off and decided to make myself coffee.

I forgot of how cold the floor was on my bare feet, and I should've really warn something more than boxers to bed last night. But it had only been one week since I moved in here and barely acclimatised. And I kinda missed my friends and family already, Victor, Benny, Charlie, Lisa and (God, I hated to think this, but it was true)...Sammy. Although Charlie said she'd come by tonight, so it wasn't that bad. At least I had something to look forward to.

Leaning up against the counter, eating my feelings in the form of Reece's pieces (after having the revelation that yes, I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want), I was quite relaxed in my near nude; and my morning wood had gone which was a bonus. Life had only just started and I was okay for once.

Or was I?

"Shit!" Halfway through stirring sugar in to my coffee I dropped the spoon and rushed into my room, checking my phone.

Notification: Job Interview at Novak's

Message From Charlie: DEAN I KNOW YOUR LAZY ASS IS STILL IN BED SO GET UP AND GET IN THAT INTERVIEW ROOM AND GET THAT JOB

Message From Charlie: ANSWER ME DEAN

Message From Mom: good luck, sweetie, you'll do amazing today. I love you x

Message From Sammy: Go do yourself proud, jerk. Jess says you'll do great and that you'll not trip over when you walk into the room...I beg to differ.