Aries: "I'm not scared"
Taursu: "I have no room for dessert"
Gemini: "don't worry I won't tell anyone"
Cancer: "I'm not upset" *on the verge of tears*
Leo: "no I'm not jealous"
Virgo "oh wow, that's so interesting" *has already read Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and know more than you*
Libra: "you're my greatest friend" *said this to 10+ people*
Scorpio: "I don't give a fuck"
Sagittarius: "nah, nah, it's all legal dw"
Capricorn: "I don't know" *they do, they just don't care enough to explian*
Aquarius: "sorry" *not sorry*
Pisces: "I'm on my way" *still in bed*