Living in Japan!

RANDOM CHAPTER

This is a chapter I decided to make for New Years. This chapter is not relevant to the story. It's just random! You can skip it if you so please. This chapter is set in the Naruto world. The characters may be a little Out of Character. So... ENJOY

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I woke up from my deep slumber at the shrill ringing noise of an alarm clock. Groaning, I hit it into silence. "That was an interesting sleep." I mumbled yawning and stretching.

A knock sounded at my door and I fell back into my bed. "Come in!" I shouted, already knowing it was Itachi, and as we'd been together over a year, he could see me in sleep face and pjs. He came in wearing long pants. His chest was bare but that was old news by now.

He sprawled out on the bed and all over me. "Great! Not only was I woken by a shrill noise but now I have you on me." I complained as he kissed my forehead. "Morning. Pein called for you and Regan. He's also aware that anyone else who tries to wake you will face more... Severe consequences."

This made me laugh remembering Steve, an old Akatsuki member. He was the old newbie, but Pein sent him to wake me up, and I willed twenty katanas through his chest. "Poor, Steve." I mumbled into Itachi's bare chest.

"Well get up." He stated pushing me flat onto the floor. "Ugh! Fine I'm getting up!" I stood back up and didn't notice that my tank had fallen well below my bra. Not until I saw Itachi smirk as I rubbed my eyes. "Stinking pervert." I mumbled and fixed my clothing.

Itachi stood and fixed himself. "I'll see you later. Kisame and I have a mission. It will only take a few hours, I'll be back to be in your dreams." He winked and recomposed himself. His blank face was on as he pulled his shirt on and cloak over it. "Bye." He kissed my cheek and left me all alone.

After I got dressed in my ukata sleeved shirt, and black shorts, with my Akatsuki cloak on top, I left my room to fetch Regan.

I stalked down the hallway, but stopped when I felt fish stick's chakra disappear. "Fish stick. I know you're following me!" I sang and turned around. He was there with his sharp pointy teeth. "Damn. I thought I had you that time."

Itachi's best friend and I had become partners in crime. He was the best! "I'm gonna go fetch Regan, Pein called us, we can prank tomorrow. But I already have an idea."

His eyebrow rose. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" He asked. Mine rose with him. "Dying Deidara hair pink!" We shouted at the same time.

We heard Deidara groan and we both burst into laughter. "I'll look forward to it." I said professionally, and we shook hands and went out separate ways before we both cracked into giggles.

Regan's room was just down the hall and I burst the door down to see Hidan lurking over Regan's bed. He looked up with panic in his eyes.

I was silent for a few seconds. Regan was still asleep, and Hidan started backing away. Regan and Hidan had an 'unspoken relationship' as Hidan put it. Basically they kissed once and it was at a party and we were all drunk.

Hidan claimed it was true love. Regan regretted it for the rest of her life and swore to never drink again.

Now he was stalking her. Steam exploded from my ears as I charged him, wringing him by the neck. I compelled by katanas from my room with my telepathy, and they all pierced him all over.

Since he was immortal, I could give him all the pain he deserved. Hidan started laughing, but quickly realized his mistake as Regan began to stir from her sleep.

I was on top of him. My knees digging into his stomach, and my hands around his neck. This was in no way sexual. The blades twisted in his gut at my will. They were practically begging him to scream or laugh.

"What are you doing here, Era?" Regan spoke groggily, not noticing Hidan. I smirked evilly at him and it seemed to get to him. "Oh you know. Stabbing lowlifes in the gut. The usual!"

She seemed to get it as she got up out of bed with an anime irk on her forehead. "Hiiiiddaaaannnmn!" She screamed and Hidan's face went white in terror.

This pleased me. This pleased me very much.

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xD I had inspiration to write this, and New Years and all. If you want I can write these every couple of chapters! Just comment if you want one! I'll gladly do them. They're obviously random and have no impact on the story, but yeah! Hope you liked it! See you next chapter of LIJ! <3