Just a little misunderstanding....

CHAPTER NINE: A BURST OF INNUENDOS.

Above is Mira kunis playing Tori.

This chapter is dedicated to the biggest bitch I know, (in a good context though) @boluu_o cause she's always been there for me.

Incoming text:

Hey beautiful, just wanted to let you know that I'll stop loving you when an Apple falls from a mango tree on the 30th of February :)
- I.

I sighed when I saw the latest flattering text from Ian. Yeah, the same Ian who dumped me for bitch becca still had the nerve to actually shower me with his never ending cheesy pick up lines.

It's been a few weeks since Matt's party and since the very inconvenient wake up in Ian's room. Safe to say, I have tried to avoid crossing parts with him again because of the awkward tendencies.

Note that I said tried. Meaning that I have been totally unsuccessful in doing this.

It seems that the idiot has made it his duty to follow me around school trying his latest pick up lines on me and let's not forget his bombarding my phone with said flatteries.

That had only been just his seventh today. And I haven't even left for school yet.

Ian Martin confuses me to the point that I feel like hitting my head repeatedly on a brick wall.

I mean one minute he's under the bleachers heavily making out with bitch becca, and the next, he's telling me I'm the prettiest girl he's ever seen. Talk about confusing.

I try really hard to ignore his comments and not read his texts but I guess something in me just likes this somewhat romantic part of Ian that hadn't really been there when we were still an item.

Okay. Like yesterday, I found a box of chocolates on my bed when I got back from school....still don't know how....with the note -

A lil something sweet for my sweet lady. Although nothing could ever be as sweet as you are.

-I.

Asshole. Doesn't mean I didn't eat up the whole thing though....

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"Hey Tori, I think your phone just chimed." Cori nudged me during maths class.

"Oh, yeah. Thanks."

Incoming text:

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.

-I.

Awww. That's really sweet. Yeah right. The perv is probably feeling horny.

Another chime sounded from my phone as I was about to put it down. I should probably just turn off the phone and pay attention to what Mr whats-his-name is saying.

LOL. Good one brain. Since when do I actually care about maths class. For God's sake, I don't even know the name of the dude teaching!

Incoming text:

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall....is in love with me
-I.