Just a little misunderstanding....

CHAPTER TEN: THE ONE I CALL MY MOTHER.

        Heyyyyyyy guyss! Happy New year!!!!! It's sweet sixteen! Lol get it?

No?

Okay.

Awkward pause.

Anywho.....

I know its been ages since I've last updated and I'm terribly sorry for that :-!

My excuse this time around though, is that I've been going through a VERY difficult phase of writers' block. And lemme tell you guys something.

That. Shit.sucks.

I had all these wonderful ideas in my head, but then to put them down was just soooo....ugh.

Again guys, I'm super sorry for the dreadful delay.

Above is a picture of Sofia Carson playing bitch becca.

So here's chapter ten little ones, enjoy! :-*

    "Nerdy bitch! Guess what?!" It's none other than an extra bubbly Lace gracing my room with her loud entrance, interrupting my Netflix time.

     "Why, hello to you too, great friend of mine  I didn't know I was going by the name nerdy bitch now."

      "Just shut up and guess."

    "Um,okay, let's see. An unforgiving asteroid has hit the earth managing to kill only Ian and bitch-becca? Or wait, wait! A bathtub from mars fell down to our planet and onto both of them as they were fucking each other senseless on Ian's bed. Oh, I got it! A mentally derailed raccoon managed to escape from the zoo and chop off Ian's balls and the other one's nipples." Don't question my assumptions!

      "No. But close." She replied grinning widely like a clown on drugs. Pause for dramatic effect.

   
      "We're going on the school's camping trip in two days!" 

      I kept staring at her quarter to burst from excitement face waiting for her to yell out, "IJK" But nope. Just her balloon like face.

      "One, how is that in anyway close to all of what I just mentioned? Two, I thought we both agreed we weren't going? And lastly, hell to the frickin' no." I listed off to her.

       "We are going. We had made plans before I found out what a hottie Matt Sims was and I'm hoping to get a peice of that hotness during the trip cause there'll be sooo many places for secret make out sessions." She says dreamily as I give her a disgusted look.

     "But Torrriii" She switches to her whiny voice. "You know this is a great opportunity. My brothers would kill both me and Matt if they ever found us together. This trip is just the perfect getaway."

     "Then go. I'm not stopping you from going, we really don't have to go together, its not like we're joint at the hip or something."

   "But it just wouldn't be the same without you! What if something happens and I have to tell you immediately? And don't you dare mention phone call cause you know it just won't be the same as you being right there."

    "Well there's always Skype and face time." I shurg indifferently. She shoots me a glare.

   "But Lace." I sigh as I fall backwards unto my bed. "You know nobody likes me and that place would only serve as a living hell for me." I finish off.