My World and Hers (a Sam Winchester love story)

Chapter 9: Highway in Hell (or South Dakota)

A/N: Ok, some of you may or may not have noticed, but I've started writing a Loki fanfiction (couldn't resist) and I'd really appreciate if you guys read it and gave me some suggestions or share any ideas you have on how to improve the story. Also, I've recently started puting pics/video's on the side, so if you look at the side, you'll probably see something hot/funny.

<Keira's POV>

Words cannot describe how utterly infuriating Satan is. If he was like this when he was actually alive, I can understand why Kristy put him down. But really, he's more like an annoying brother than an evil psychopathic megalomaniac.

"Common Keira, pay attention to me, I'm bored!" he whines the last part.

I hit my head against the back of Sam's seat a couple times, half hoping it would knock me out.

"You alright back there, Keira?" Dean asks.

"Other than the fallen angel that's slowly driving me insane? I'm great."

Dean grimaces.

"What's he doing now?"

I send a cautious glance Lucifer's way and quickly stare straight ahead at the back of Sam's seat again.

"He's voguing."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

Sam chokes in the front seat, laughing hysterically.

"Don't laugh," I say with deathly seriousness, "you'll just encourage him."

Sam clears his throat, obviously trying to pull it together.

"We'll be at Bobby's soon, Keira. I'm sure there's somewhere you can get away from him while we take the week off."

Lucifer stops his furious arm waving long enough to look mockingly hurt.

"Heeeyyyyy, I'm right here, you know."

"Sadly," Sam comments and I have to hold back my own laughter.

Lucifer lowers his arms, his expression shocked.

"Why Sam, I didn't expect such an underhanded comment from you."

We're on the highway now, which means we should be pulling in to Souix Falls soon. I'm personally very excited to meet Bobby Singer. He's Kristy's dad, so he can't be all bad, right? And Sam and Dean say that he practically raised them, so really, I'm kind of meeting Sam's father too.

"Keira!" Lucifer calls, pulling me from my thoughts.

I sigh dramatically.

"What?"

"Let's play I-spy."

"We're on the highway. No."

"But I'm boooooooored."

I desperately want to say, 'that's not my problem' but I don't, because that'll just get him started on something else unsavory.

"Well then reflect on the reasons why your bored in the first place."

"I'm bored because you won't pay attention to me," he pouts.

I roll my eyes, looking up at the ceiling. Why, oh why, must Satan be a pain in the ass?

"Oooh, can we go to that strip club?" Lucifer asks, pointing out the window.

"No," Sam and I say at the same time.

"What did he say?" Dean asks curiously.

"He wanted to stop at a strip club."

Dean laughs.