Harry: Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to Platform 9 ¾?
"How did you not know?" Malfoy asked.
"Raised by muggles."
"Yeah but you got onto it."
"A friend helped me." Harry said grinning at Ron.
Train Conductor: Platform 9 ¾, there ain't no such thing. You're the 700th kid to ask me that. I still refuse to believe that it exists.
"When we get back we need to ask that and see what happens." Said Sirius and James.
Harry: Sir you've gotta help me. I just ran away from home from my mean aunt and uncle. They keep me under some stairs.
"WHAT?!"
"It's not THAT bad."
"Why didn't you tell me?" Asked Ron and Hermione. "Eh it's not that bad."
Listen, you gotta believe me. I got this letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcra...sir! Listen, please, a bird gave it to me! Pfft, yeah right, Hogwarts.
"That's sounds so weird 'a bird gave it to me'"
"It's meant to sound weird Ronald."
Molly: Oh, hurry kids! We're gonna miss the train. Come on, Weasleys.
"Is that mum."
"I think."
Bill!
Bill: Yo, yo Ma.
"Imagine if bill was actually like that." The Weasley's laughed.
Molly: Charlie!
Charlie: Sup mummy.
The Weasley's laughed harder than anyone else.
Molly: Percy.
Percy: Hello, Mother.
Thy quickly stopped and just looked into oblivion.
Molly: Fred and George.
Fred: But I'm George!
"Hey look is us!" Laughed the twins.
Molly: Nice try, you've got an F on your shirt dumbass.
"The things I would do to hear mum say that."
Arthur: Oh boy, real Muggles! Everybody say Chocolate Frog! Shuts camera. I think I got it. It's so silly.
"I think I need to teach your dad how muggle things work."
Molly: Oh Arthur, stop fiddling with that Muggle picture maker.
Arthur: Alright dear.
Molly: George, Fred, Percy, Charlie, Bill...where's Ron with your sister?
Ron: Did somebody say Ron?
"Is that what you're going to say every time you enter?"
"Probably."
Molly: Ronnie, hurry, you're gonna miss your train.
Ron: Well, I'm trying to go faster but I've got this idiot little sister.
"Thanks." Ginny said sarcastically.
"Aww it's ok idiot little sister."
"Shut up."
Molly: Ronnie, apologize to your idiot sister.
Ron: No!
Molly: Oh, you're gonna get it! Claps Bill, who claps Charlie, who claps Percy, who claps Fred, who claps George, who claps Ron, who claps Ginny.
