Harry: We did it guys.
Dumbledore: Harry, Harry, what happened to Umbridge, and the Dementors?
"You don't want to know..."
Harry: Oh, we took care of all that. I have a funny feeling we won't be seeing Umbridge again. Ever.
Cho: Well Chocolate Frogs, Harry Potter did it y'all!
"Didn't she say that last time?"
Everyone: YAY!
Sirius: Ugh, my aching head...
Seamus: Bloody fog!
Dean: It's Sirius Black!
Arthur: Quick, somebody call the Ministry!
"He is the ministry."
"But not an Auror."
Molly: Oh, Arthur.
Arthur: Oh that's me, isn't it? I'm silly.
"Told ya!"
Harry: We're alright. It's okay, Sirius is our friend.
The trio nodded.
Hermione: Yeah, he's really nice now.
Dumbledore: It's true everybody, he was framed. He's cute too.
Sirius looked a bit green.
Arthur: But I'm afraid there's no proof.
Remus: How much no proof is there now? Ah! What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Pettigrew, the man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago. Can I get a time-of-death on this please?
Neville: Well, I'm no coroner, but, uh, it looks like he was killed, uh, ten minutes and thirty-six seconds ago.
"I forgot Neville was in this."
"Oh thanks."
Remus: Thanks, Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead ten and a half minutes?
Molly: Yeah, why does he look all freshly bloody and mangled?
"Yeah. And why is Remus all bloody?"
Arthur: Yeah, how did he end up like that? Lupin?
Molly: Yeah, Lupin. everyone stares at Remus
"It was from the hogwarts jaguar?" Remus suggested.
Remus: Yes, probably the work of that infamous Hogwarts jaguar.
Everyone just stared at him.
Dumbledore: Makes sense to me.
Remus: Yeah, yes, the Hogwarts jaguar, responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year, especially in my office. cough Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
Yes, who said that? Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft, adorable paws that he trips over when he starts running too fast.
Arthur: Well, in light of this new evidence, I, on behalf of the Ministry of Magic, hereby absolve Sirius Black of all crimes.
"I don't think my dad can actually do that..."
