Sirius: Oh it feels so good to hug and kiss you again.
Sirius and Remus turned red while everyone else laughed.
"Anything we need to know?" James asked.
Remus: I know, but you know who deserves the kisses? These kids!
Sirius: You're right. Ah, Hermione, you did some amazing sleuthing back there. You really are cleverest bitch of your age.
"Should I thank you?" Hermione asked.
"Yes." Sirius said whilst everyone else said no.
Hermione: Thanks, that makes me feel really special.
Sirius: Good, and you. Ron, the guy who's always helping out...thanks for helping out!
"Oh thanks Sirius." Ron said sarcastically.
"You're welcome." Sirius said seriously. (Not trying to make a pun).
Ron: No problem.
Sirius: Cool, and little Dracula Fallamoy, you're Little D aren't you?
"What the hell is Dracula?"
Draco: Sure am.
Sirius: Get over here. To you, I owe my freedom. What can I do for you Count Chocula?
Draco: Well, there's this girl I like, but I'm not 100% positive she likes me back so should I tell her how I feel, perhaps in a letter or a drawing?
"No thanks Malfoy."
Ron: Or an angry email?
Sirius: No, rule number 1 boys...you never tell a girl that you like her, it just makes you look like an idiot.
"Wrong."
And you, Harry, while I was rotting away in my cell in Azkaban you know what happy thought kept me going and got me through it? It was you. Thanks for saving me Harry.
"Aww." The girls cooed.
Harry: I had to Sirius. You're the only family I have. They hug.
Ron: So what are we going to do with Peter Pettigrew?
Sirius: Well, we'll take his ass back to the Ministry and I'll get my charges dropped.
Harry: You're gonna be a free man.
Sirius: Sure will.
"Probably won't."
Remus: Alright gang, let's hop on some brooms and get to Ministry on the double, okay? We'll let the beautiful full moon light our way—damn it. I mean, shit!
"Great cover up."
Hermione screams Ah! My transformation!
Sirius: Lupin, my best friend, did you take your potion tonight?
Ron: What's happening?
Remus: RAH!
Sirius: Lupin! You know the man you truly are. This heart is where you live, this heart, right here!
"Cute speech."
Hermione: Transforming in a full moon? Lupin must be a—a...
Students: A Gremlin! they scream
All of the muggle borns and raised hit their heads.
