Cho: Alright y'all, that's good. Let's keep up the good work. Hits Seamus.
"She should be working too."
Seamus: My pleasure, Miss Chang.
Hermione: Cho, could you please help, too?
"Exactly."
Cho: Well, I am. I gave my toothbrush to Dean and now he's working twice as hard, bless his heart.
"How helpful." Said Ginny.
Hermione: No, Cho we all need to do an equal share of work.
Cho: Well, that doesn't seem very fair. You have turned into a little Umbridge, haven't you? Give me that.
Ron was a little bit annoyed at this comment. "You're nothing like her Hermione." He said.
"Thanks."
Ron: Do you want a Redvine?
Hermione: No thanks.
Ron: What? Does no one want a Redvine? Has the world gone sane?!
"Does he not mean insane?" Sirius asked.
"No." Said Remus.
God! You're not like Umbridge, if that's what's bothering you.
Hermione: Oh yeah? We're both ugly, we're both bossy and nobody likes us!
"That's not true!" Said all of hermione's friends and Umbridge.
"I'm really pretty and not bossy at all!" Umbridge continued.
Ron: Eh, so what? So you share same similarities, hm? That's like saying Spiderman and Venom are the same because they have the same powers and the same costume. No, no, no, no, but Venom let his bitterness and hatred of the world turn him into an asshole a long time ago. Spiderman would never do that.
"Yeah! Spider-Man's not evil!"
Even though the Bugle is always printing all this crap about him, and Iron Man was just so mean to him, Sandman killed his poor Uncle Ben. It's like Spiderman is so full of-of love that he would never let any of that ruin him. And that redhead, Mary-Jane, she cares a lot about him. Even if he
is just a nerdy, potato-faced loser. And she knows, deep down, miles beneath those enormous breasts of his...that he's something special.
Everyone burst into laughter. Hermione looked over at Ron.
"Really?"
"It's not me!"
Hermione: Yeah, he's like my second-favorite superhero.
Harry stared at Hermione with his mouth open.
"Second?!"
"No! Well, the power rangers-"
"WHAT?!"
"I'm kidding."
Ron: Second? Looks angry.
Hedwig: Honk, honk! Meow, message for Hermione Granger.
"I never knew Hedwig was a car and cat."
"She's not."
Hermione: Oh, birdie, I'm Hermione Granger.
Hedwig: Oh, here you go. Pffft. You missed a spot.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"We're going to do that George."
"Yeah!"
Hermione: Thanks.
Ron: What's it say?
Hermione: It says. "Harry Potter is in grave danger." Oh no, "Meet me by the Divination class as soon as you can. Signed, Little D."
