Cho: G'morning, Gryffindors.
Seamus: Morning Miss Chang.
"Never call me Miss Chang." Cho said.
Dean: Carry those books for you?
Ron: Charms sucks, Potions sucks, Transfiguration sucks.
"Well I like charms and transfiguration." Ron assured the teachers. He then muttered," But potions sucks."
Harry: Best class is definitely Satanic Rituals, ooo.
"Ookay then."
"We don't even have that."
"Is this trying to tell us something Harry?"
"What?! No!"
Hermione: Hey guys, so where we headed?
Ron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, Harry and I are going to Quidditch try-outs.
Hermione: Quidditch! But you can't try out for Quidditch. My parents say that sports are bad for your teeth.
"Well it could knock your teeth out..."
Ron: I don't care.
Hermione: Why don't you try for an extracurricular activity that's intellectually stimulating and teeth friendly? We can try out for Wizard Chess Club or Wizard Debate.
"Well I would go to wizard chess club." Said Ron. "Only if I didn't fall off the horse again."
Harry: Okay, listen, why don't you go do that lame, boring stuff and Ron and I will do the fun, dangerous stuff?
"Hermione does nearly everything we do with us."
Hermione: Yeah or we could do something together.
"As usual."
Ron: No, Herman, we can't because Harry and I want to have fun and get girlfriends. And we can't do that with you just sagging along all the time.
Hermione glared at Ron.
So, why don't you go hang out with Moaning Myrtle?
Hermione: Because she thinks I'm annoying! You know maybe I'll just try out for Quidditch. It's not like you can kick me off the field.
"Well I would let you watch."
Remus: Ah ha, puked my guts out, hey guys who invited Boo Radley? Laughs.
"I love that book!" Hermione exclaimed.
Get the hell off the field, Herman.
"Oh thanks." Hermione said looking over at young Remus.
"Sorry!"
I'm not kidding! Beat it. Alright, guys, who's ready to win the House Cup? That's what I like to hear. So, what've we got here? Quidditch, the most ancient and silliest of all Wizarding sports, some of you may know the Gryffindor Pee-wee Team hasn't won a match in 14 years. But I think with me as your coach and you little stallions as my team, there's no way we're losing to Slytherin or Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.
"Eh?"
"That sounds stupid Malfoy stated.
Alright, so, who here has ever played Quidditch before huh?
"We're rubbish then."
That's okay, that's okay, ah how about riding a broom? Has anyone ever ridden a broom before?
