Snape: What are you doing here, get off the train! Why, Remus Lupin.
Remus: Severus Snape.
Ron: That's Snape, he's evil.
"Haha yeah."
Snape: Get off the train! Not you boy, you sit. So you must be Harry Potter. I can tell just by not talking to you that you're a no good, good-for-nothing nobody like your father.
James hit young Snape and Lily have him a disapproving look. She didn't hate him after he called her a mudblood, she just didn't like him.
Remus: You know what; just leave the poor kid alone, okay? God, you haven't changed at all since our school days at Hogwarts. Hey Harry, don't pay any attention to Sour-Grape-Snape!
"We Gould call him that from now on." Suggested Sirius.
"Yeah."
Snape: How dare you speak that name?!
Remus: I've said it before Snape and I'll say it again, you always have been and you always will be...a butt trumpet!
Everyone laughed.
You know why? 'Cause you've got a trumpeting butt!
Snape: No I haven't.
Remus: Yes! Makes fart noises.
Snape: Stop it. Stop that!
Remus: Hey guys, I'm Snape's butt! Continues fart noises.
"Please do this more moony." Laughed James.
Snape: No, he's not! That doesn't sound anything like my butt.
Remus: Ha, who looks stupid now? You do.
"Think again."
Snape: Alright. We're both adults now. I demand that you stop acting like a child or I'll tell Dumbledore and have you expelled.
"You can't expel a teacher."
Remus: I don't think so, Snape, because I'm a teacher now, you can't expel me. I'll expel you. In fact, you're expelled! I just expelled you!
"Good going moony."
Snape: What, that's absurd! You can't expel me; we can't expel each other, can we?
"No."
Remus: I won't pretend to know.
Snape: Well, then I will. Snape, vanish.
"So we have learnt how to apperate and how to use floo powder properly."
Harry: Wow, what a jerk!
Remus: Yeah, but listen Harry don't let him bother you, okay? You're finally where you belong, at Hogwarts, the place where your parents spent the best years of their lives.
"Yeah..." said James.
So go on Harry, go find what you were always meant to be, the home you never knew you had.
Harry: I'll see you Lupin.
Remus: See you in class, Harry.
Harry: singing. Home, I've heard the word before, but it's never meant much more than just a thing I've never had.
James, Lily and Hermione frowned.
A place, they say 'hey, know your place,' but I've never had a place to even know, or a face that I could go to if I needed someone there. I'm laughing; it's hard to hide a smile. My god, it's been a while since I have had a reason to. To think, it's been here all along, somewhere to belong and a reason, a something to believe in. I've finally found it, a place where I'm wanted. This must be how it feels to have a home. I used to dream about it, but never schemed or counted on fantasies or wishes. It breaks a man to see what he misses and so many nights I'd pray for a better life, a better day, but I never thought that it'd come true. Now it's finally here, I don't know what to do! Don't know what to do and I'm trying not to cry.
Ron: Hey Harry, let's go get Sorted.
Harry: This must be how it feels to have a home! I've finally made it. I've hoped and I've waited and for the first time in my life, I don't feel so alone. My heart starts to heal, to know this is real. This is how it must feel to have a home!
Sorting Hat: Gryffindor! Gryffindor! Gryffindor!
"So he's a Gryffindor..."
"You knew that!"
