Dumbledore: Glad to know that things are finally getting back to normal around here. Good to have you back, Zefron.
Voldemort: It's good to be back.
Scarfy: Oh Sorty, I missed you like the Dickens!
The muggle raised laughed.
Sorting Hat: Scarfy, I've had a lot of time to think and, well, I never want to be apart from you again. Will you make me the happiest hat alive and be my magical enchanted accessory for life?
Everyone burst into laughter.
Scarfy: You call that a proposal?! Oh, Sortie, you're hopeless. But, yes, yes! Wizard god, yes! they make out
Everyone laughed even more.
Dumbledore: Congratulations, you two! Can I be the best man?
Scarfy: Oh, Dumble-dear.
Harry: Hey, Professor Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Oh, hey Harry.
Harry: I was just stopping by to say goodbye before I went home for the summer.
"That's sweet." Ginny smiled.
Dumbledore: Oh, that was very sweet of you boy, but while you're here, I think I've got something that belongs to you. Harry, I don't know if I can ever thank you enough. Not only did you help save me, but you helped save the entire school and Sirius Black. Harry, we are cool, I mean it, from now on boy, you and me, we're tight.
"There's probably going to be loads of the first musical references."
Harry: Really?
Dumbledore: I knew it ever since you were a little baby and I left you with the Dursleys, one day you'd grow up and be a Gryffindor just like your mom and dad. I'm sure they're very proud of you wherever they are.
"We sure are."
Harry: Dumbledore, about my parents and the Dursleys...
Dumbledore: Yeah?
Harry: How come I had to grow up in the Muggle world, where everything just kind of sucks? Why couldn't I have grown up in the wizarding world where everybody is, I don't know, really cool and treats me like I'm-
Dumbledore: Worships you, treats you like an idol and not like a little boy? Harry, I didn't want you to grow up in a world where all of this wasn't special. Because it's our time away from Hogwarts that makes these seven short years so precious. It's like with Ron and Herman.
"Really? Again?"
Sure, you're not going to see them for a while now, but Harry, you've got these days of summer to remind you how much you really love them.
"That makes sense-ish."
Harry: Yeah, I guess so.
Dumbledore: It'll all make sense when you're older. Now get out of here you little scamp. I've got to go interview a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I've got it down to Gilderoy Lockhart,
"Anyone but him." Hermione said.
Mad-Eye Moody, and some fella named Squirrel. I don't want anybody dangerous so I think I'm gonna go with the squirrel. I'll see you next year, boy.
