BTS :DRUNK

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Jin: WHY IS THE DANCE CHOREOGRAPHY GETTING HARDER? WHY BANG PD-NIM!!! WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?? WHY DON'T I HAVE MANY LINES!! PEOPLE NEED TO APPRECIATE MY VOICE!

Jimin: somebody calm jin down. He is angry.

*pours another drink* *gulps it one shot*

Jimin: jungkookie why you dont love me! JUNGKOOOOK!! IM NOT SHORT!! I WEAR INSOLES AND IM NOT SHORT!!

J-hope: i can..... see....... rainbow..... jin hyung..... why are they two of you

*laughs* *hicups* *starts dancing to ice cream cake sloppyly*

Jhope: WHY DON'T I GET THAT MANY LINES! BEING A RAPPER IS HARD. I WANT TO BE THE MAIN VOCALIST.

RM: *pours soju* *bottle breaks*

RM: EEEEEEEEE!!! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY POWEEEERRRRS!!

*bang table* *chair breaks*

Suga: why am i not drunk yet? Why! Wh-Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

*falls to the ground*

V: *drinks five bottles of soju*

V: Why is everyone passing out already? Yeah! I win!

*dance like crazy* *babbling*

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V: Tae hyung i love you!!

V: Jungkook i love you too

V: Tae hyung don't leave me.

V: I will never leave you jungkook!

Jungkook: *laughs at his members getting drunk* *he is the only one still sober* *drinks one shot of soju* *wriggled eyebrow*

Jungkook: IM THE GOLDEN MAKNAE I'LL NEVER LOSE. IM.... *hicups* *laughs histerically*

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I hope you like it. Our kookie is officially an adult now huhuhuhuhu ㅠㅠ

-El 🐰

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