BTS: SPLIT PERSONALITY

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Jin: Im beautiful and fabulous.

*stares at himself in the cramp compact mirror*

Annoying jin: Ya! Namjoon don't you dare enter my kitchen. I said no! You're going to burn the whole house down! Get away from the stove-- KIM NAMJOOOOON LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!

*starts screaming at poor namjoon.*

Awkward jin: Do you know anyeonghaseyo?

You:

Awkward jin: No?

You: No.

*starts conversing with random people on the street*

Seokjin: im so handsome. That's why im here.

*boast to himself in the mirror*

Jungkook: IM THE GOLDEN MAKNAE!!

*swings hands up high to the sky*

Playful jungkook: hyung do you want ramen?

Jin: Aww are you going to cook ramen for me? That's sweet.

Playful jungkook: *Smile evily* hahahaha jin hyung just fall into my trap.

Playful jungkook: *cook ramen and add chocolate chip cookies* *giggling to himself*

Playful jungkook: I hope you like it hyung.

Jin: *choke*

Playful jungkook: *watch jin choking in happiness*

Yoongi: What is that?

Playful jungkook: I make ramen for jin hyung. You should try some hyung. Jin hyung said i make the best ramen

Yoongi: *Falls into the trap and drank the soup*

Yoongi: *cursed and choked*

Playful jungkook: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Kookie: I AM JUNGKOOKIEE . IM INNOCENT AND CUTE

*derp face on with a goggle*

J-hope: hobi loves rainbows and sunshines.

Byuntaehope: that ass tho

*stares at random peoples ass*

Hoseok:*dances hope on the street with jungkook*

Jimin: I HAVE ABS

Sexyjimin: I HAVE ABS AND GIRLS ARE CRAZY OVER ME

Chubbyjimin:I HAVE ONE PACK AND I LOVE FOOD

Jimin: WHY KOOKIE DOESN'T LOVE ME BACK?

*Cries in a closet*

RM: I have jams.

ByuntaeRM: *looks at virus everyday and night* *so engross,watch it with j-hope*

Namjoon:Why do i break stuff?

Dancemonster: *dance like a seaweed* im working it! Im dancing *dance like a robot with serious face on*

Suga: Im...zzzzzzzz

Swag suga: *sleeps with chains on*

Yoongi: *sleeps with soft pillows*

V: Im BWI . Hey, Hey Shit down. Shit down!

Taetae: *sexy poses infront of the mirror*

Taehyung: hello im taehyung you can call me V!!

*Screams*

I hope you like it ^^

-El 🐰

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