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BTS: PARENTS

Jimin: son remember to do 1000 push-ups before you go to bed and remember to smooth the girls. Good boy! *ruffles his son's hair*

Son: appa i have better thing to do.

*ignores his father*

Jimin: Ya! You little-

Jungkook: what did you do today in school?

Daughter: punch people in the face just like how you taught me.

Jungkook: good girl. Here, appa made this for you, your favourite choco milk.

*gives chocolate milk*

Daughter: Appa jjang!

Jin: Did you make friends in school darling?

Daughter: No everyone is ugly.

*flips hair*

Jin: Remember what i told you, ignore the ugliest people and only befriend with the pretty ones and take their beauty products.

*touch-up his daughter make up*

Jin: beautiful, my darling~

J-hope: how was school today?

Son: i made friends with everyone!Teachers, cleaners, janitors, nerds, dorks, geeks, the popular kids, The plants, grass, ants, the food stall owner blah blah blah~

J-hope: that's my son!

*messes with his son hair*

RM: son-

Son: yes i did not talk to jamless kids. And i saw (jimin son) i did not talk to him because he got no jams.

RM: good-

Son: bye im going to find mommy

RM: -_-

Suga: *zzzzzz*

Daughter:*sleeping peacefully on suga's stomach.*

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Son:akfkgkdjxkddkdkxek

Daughter:-_- sjfjfjdnddkkddnnd

*speaking in a language only they can understand.*