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BTS: NO MORE MILK FOR KOOKIE

Jungkook: Jin momma! It's time for my milk! Where is my milk?

Jin: Uhmm, kookie, we ran out of milk.

Jungkook: WUAAAAT?! BUT I NEED CALCIUM!

Jhope: No more milk for you.

V: you're too old for milk.

Jungkook: eyyyyy

Jimin: We can't give you anymore milk.

RM: You have too much calcium in you already.

Jungkook: *Confused af*

Suga: yeah..... im going to take a quick nap.

Jungkook: *eye twitch*

Jungkook:WHY WHY WHY!!

*about to start swinging with two toothbrush in his mouth*

V:TAKE COVER!!

Bangtan hyungs except for suga: RUUUUUUN!!! HE IS ABOUT TO ATTACK!! AAAAAAHH!!

-The dorm was in chaos-

Jhope whispers to jin: I think we should just give him his milk or else he'll kill us.

*stares at the maknae's muscles*

Jimin: He needs to stop going to the gym AAHDHSKS!

Jin: But-

Jungkook: *whined*

Jungkook: Jin momma!! You took away my chance to drink alcohol and now milk too?!

*Walks dangerously close to hyungs*

RM: Kookie-

Jin:Kookie-

V:Kookie-

Jhope: Cookie-

Jimin: I love you!

Jungkook: WUAAAAT?! I DON'T CARE I WANT MY MILK NOW OR ELSE IM LEAVING THIS DORM FUCKING HELL.

Suga: boy, did you just curzzzzzzzzzzz

Jin: SUGA NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO SLEEP!

Jin: Kookie, what did i say about language?

Kookie: Im already 20! I can do whatever i want! Why are you controlling me? Who you think you are?

Jin: *hurt af* 

Jhope: You're already 20?

RM: really?

V: I thought he was 12

Jimin: my baby grows up so fast

Jin: HEY STOP IT!

Jin: As long as you're still living in this dorm and i am your mother, you'll listen to me. No more milk for you and that's final! Now go to your room.

Jungkook: *Cries*  I HATE ALL OF YOU!

jhope: he is having puberty. He'll get over it soon.

V: Is he sick? Get well soon kookie. Im sending a virtual heart to you.

Jin: Oh my god. That kid is a handful.

RM: You did well.

I hope you like it

-El 🐢