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BTS: GROUP CHAT

Jungkook: Hyung~~ you said you're gonna buy for me some lamb skewers. Where is it? I've been waiting for eternity.

RM: what? Did you say you want lamb skewers? Oh! I forgot. Im sorry.

Jungkook: Aaah hyung~~~~

Jimin: Kookie, i'll buy them for you. I can even buy the whole shop for you.

Jungkook: really jimin? Assa!! Lamb skewers!! I want 50 sticks!!

V:.......

V: Can you finish all of it?

Jin: kookie, that is too much. One is enough.

Jungkook: Of course i can finish everything. Jin hyung~ one is not enough.

Jhope: I thought RM brought lamb skewers already?

Jungkook: Yeah, that was yesterday. Today i had a sudden craving again. *Chuckle*

Jimin: yaaish! I went to buy lamb skewer for you but they ran out of lamb skewers. They only had beef skewers.

Jungkook: Aaah~~~~ i want lamb!

Jimin: okay, okay. I'll go search for other shops.

Jungkook: Jimin where are you?

Jimin: Im outside.

Jin: since you're out. Can you buy for me salt, black pepper and pink advocados.

Jimin: pink advocados?

V: HAHAHAHAHA

Jin: I mean advocados.

Jimin: okay!

RM: yaaaish. I lost my wallet.

Jin: AGAIN?

RM:......ops!

Suga: Ya. How many things you lost in a day?

RM:.....

V: aaah! Im so full!

Jungkook: full?

V: yeah. I just eat lamb skewers.

Jungkook:..............

Jungkook: WHAT? YOU ATE LAMB SKEWERS WITHOUT ME!

V: I thought jimin brought them for you.

Jimin: Im on my way home~ and oh yea kookie, i brought lamb skewers.

Jungkook: Yea, jimin is buying for me but you eat it without me :(

Jungkook: no wonder i heard noises in the kitchen. IT WAS YOU. BETRAYER!

jimin: Why? What happened?

Jin: kookie-

Jungkook: Im upset with you.

Jungkook: Jimin once you get home, bring my lamb skewer to my room. Im staying in my room.

V:.....

V: I still have some left. You want some kookie?

Jungkook: You're giving me LEFTOVERS?

V:.... yea take it or leave it?

Jungkook: how many left?

V:Come to the kitchen and see it for yourself. Lazy ass.

Jungkook:what- whatever.

Jin: Jimin are you on the way home?

Jimin: Nope. Im still at the supermarket. I.cant.reach. for. the.black.pepper.

V:HAHAHAHAHAH shortie

Suga: SHHHH shut up V. You're laughing too loud. Im trying to sleep here!

Jin: Can't you ask someone to help you?

Jimin: Yaaaish!

RM: Guys..... i....

Others: What?

V: Don't tell me you're lost.

Jin: What is it RM?

Jungkook: I think i know what happened to him.

Suga: who gives a shit about what happened to him.

Jin: Suga-

Suga: What?

RM: guys-

V:........

RM: Guys...... im lost.

Jungkook: I KNEW IT!!

V: Have fun finding your way home.

Jimin: im on my way home.. What? hyung is lost?

Jimin: Where are you hyung?

RM: I just said im lost. It means i don't know where i am right now.

Jimin: oh...

V: Jiminie pabo

Meanwhile~

J-hope was in his room sleeping and suddenly he woke up from the sudden noise in the living room.

"Wha- what happened? Why are all of you on your phones?" His question left unanswered.

He sat down beside tae and glance at his phone.

"Guys, we are just beside each other. Why are you talking on the group chat?" Still no one answered him.

He decided to take his phone out and play along with the others.

~

Hoseok: No one is answering my questions.

V: We answered. Scroll up and see.

Hoseok:.....

Jimin: Im home.

Hoseok: Everyone ignores me again.

Hoseok logged out

Suga logged out

Jimin logged out

Jin: Thanks jimin.

Jin logged out

V logged out

Jungkook logged out

RM: guys! Im lost and you ignore me?

RM: ya! Where did everybody go? Why everyone logged out?

RM: Ya! Come back and help me.

RM: Yaisssh. Im talking to myself.

RM: Yup. Im talking to myself. Hais. How do i get home now.

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-El 🐢

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