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Jungkook and V: DUMB AND DUMBER

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Their hairs are like fried chicken and spicy chicken ㅎㅎㅎ

"Where are we at?" Jungkook asked as he scratched his head looking over at V with his eyes wondering around the unfamiliar place.

"I don't know. Where are we?" V the dumber asked  the dumb jungkook back as he also looked around the unfamiliar place.

"Should we asked people around?"

"Yea we should." V answered with uncertaincy in his voice as he looked over at jungkook.

"Over there, lets ask him." Jungkook pointed and pushed V hard towards the guy that was wearing an all pink outfit with the heaviest make-up.

V bumped into him and he was flustered as he stood infront of the tall guy. He couldn't say anything and just stared right up at the guy.

"What do you want peasant?" The pink guy asked raising his eyebrows.

"Uh... Im...... Uh....uhmmmmm why do you wear a thick make-up? Aren't girls supposed to wear make-up and not boys?" V asked innocently looking at the guy with curiousity written on his face.

"Huh? What did you say? Bitch im fabulous then you, you little peasent." The pink guy said and rolled his eyes walking away from V.

"What was that supposed to mean? You're supposed to ask him where we are not insult him, you dumbass." Jungkook sass and rolled his eyes.

"If you think you can do better than me, then you ask that shortie over there." V pointed at the short guy and pushed jungkook over to the shortie.

"Can you-

"Hey, oh my god. You looked familiar." The short guy said smiling over at jungkook.

"Excuse me? I don-

"Yea. It's you. Where have you been all my life, finally i found you, or you found me." The shortie said. He kept on blabbering and jungkook slowly walked away from him.

"Smooth, So what did he say?" V asked.

"He is weird. He was hitting on me. Eww." Jungkook said and cringed.

"Ew!" They both exclaimed and cringed at the thought.

"Let's ask that guy together." V asked jungkook and they hesitated to walked to him.

"Excuse me." V asked standing infront of a boy who is eating ice cream.

"May i know where are we at?" V asked the boy.

He smiled and answered "we're at wonderland where there is always sunshine after rain and everyone is happy!" The boy exclaimed with his hands up high in the sky, his ice cream dripping to his hands and he licked it wholeheartedly.

"Whaaaaat?" Jungkook asked confused and looked around the place.

"This place give me a weird vibe and everyone here is weird." Jungkook whispered to V but he didn't know that the boy was earsdropping on him and he heard what jungkook said.

"It's not weird. We are happy. Arent you happy? Don't worry i'll give you hope. I'll be your hope." The boy smiled widely and gave V his ice cream.

V was about to licked the ice cream when jungkook swayed his hands and hit the ice cream off V's hands.

"What the hell? Dont be disgusting." Jungkook sass and walked to another guy standing on a steep stairs, posing for a picture.

"Excuse me, may we know where're we at?" Jungkook asked as he neared the man.

"We're on earth. Isn't it beautiful?" He smiled and looked into a distance.

"What the hell with the people around here?" Jungkook whispered to V as he looked uninterested with this guy blabbering.

"Let's just go. He is starting to annoy me." Jungkook said and pulled V to walked to an alley.

"Why are we walking here? You know what they say, it is dangerous to walked into an alley alone." V said and tugged on jungkook hard.

"Bitch, you're not alone, you're with me." Jungkook rolled his eyes and led the way.

"Uhmm... Go..... Away..... Don't..."

"Who is that? I told you its dangerous." V cowardly said and linked his arms around jungkook's.

"Ya, let go. It's just him." Jungkook pointed at a sleeping man.

"Let's ask him, where are we at." V said and walked closer to the sleeping man.

"Excuse me, sorry to disturb your sleep but where are we at?" V asked as he sat beside the sleeping man.

"We...... We...Zzzzzzz." The sleeping man snored and turned around to his side.

"I guess we will never know where we're at." Jungkook sighed and looked at the sky when suddenly he saw a sign.

"What does that sign say?" Jungkook asked pointing at the sign as he squint his eyes trying his best to read the sign.

"Where?" V asked looking the opposite way of what jungkook pointed at.

"There!" Jungkook pointed again and V squinted his eyes.

"Where? I don't see it."

"There!"

"Where?"

"There."

"Are playing a joke on me, how come i cant see it."

"Its right there. You dumbass looked at where im pointing at!" Jungkook exclaimed annoyed at his dumb friend.

"Where?" Taehyung asked as he looked at jungkook's arm and not his pointed finger.

Jungkook pushed his head so that he was looking. "There. You see that!"

"Oh...... So?" V asked.

"So... What does it says?"

"It says to let go of my face." V said and pushed jungkook's hand away from his face and pushed his glasses up his nose bridge.

"If you're still wanna play, my fist will fly to your face." Jungkook exclaimed and death glared at V.

V rolled his eyes and looked at the weird sign.

"It says.......v...ver...very weird.... Towel? Tower? Town? Fish? Ladybug?" V said and squinted his eyes.

"What the hell are you reading. Can't you read? You're the one that is wearing the glasses here." Jungkook sass and put on V's glasses.

"What the hell?" Jungkook said and pushed the glasses back to V.

"It's so blur. Let's go nearer maybe we can read what it says." Jungkook suggested and they walked nearer.

"Now can you read it?" Jungkook asked and V took a step closer observing the sign.

"Ahh... It says.... Welcome to.... Whalian? Whalelean? Whalealien? Towel? Tower? I dont understand but to summarize it, i think it is alien town." V said making it up.

"Man, i think we will stuck in here forever." Jungkook exaggerate and rolled his eyes.

I don't know what i just wrote there. Haha. I hope you like it ~

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