5SOS Preferences/Imagines

13 - You Tell Him a Cheesy Pickup Line/Joke

Ashton -

You were feeling really hyper today, and Ashton was the one to put up with your silliness.
You looked at him with a goofy smile on your face.
"Hey Ash?"
He looked up from his phone. "Yes?"
You smiled even wider, and he got a suspicious look on his face.
"Why did the cookie go to the hospital?" You asked.
Ashton chuckled. "Why?"
"Because he felt crummy!" You laughed.
Ashton shook his head with a smile on his face, and went back to his phone.
"Hey Ashton?"
"Yes, y/n?"
"What do lawyers wear to court?... Lawsuits!"
Ashton looked at you and laughed. He thought you were adorable.
"Heyyyy Ashtonnnnnnn..."
Ashton sighed and looked at you. "Yes?"
You giggled. "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?"
A side to Ashton's mouth quirked up. "What?"
"You look flushed!" You giggled harder now.
Now Ashton just stopped responding, because you would continue whether he liked it or not.
"Why is there a gate around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in! Get it, Ash? Dying to get in! Ha!
"Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?... Because he was a little shellfish!
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
Ashton was trying to hold back his laughs now, not from the jokes but from your excitement.
"What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?... Because it's pointless!"
You were clutching your stomach now, and Ashton looked at you fondly.

Calum -

You looked up from your phone and looked at Calum, who was tuning his bass.
"Calummmmm." You said, dragging the m sound.
He looked at you. "Mhm."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?" He said smiling, back to tuning his bass.
"I."
"I who?"
You smiled cheekily. "I love you."
A small blush was on his cheeks.
He kissed you. "That was smooth, y/n. Very smooth."

Luke -

"Luke."
"Yes."
"Can I tell you a joke?" You asked.
He chuckled. "Sure, y/n."
You turned to face him. "Okay. What's the cheese you can't have... No! Wait!"
You groaned in frustration. "I messed up! Hold on, I got this!"
He chuckled again. "Go ahead."
You cleared your throat.
"What's the cheese that's not yours?"
Luke pondered for a moment. "I don't know." He admitted.
"Nacho cheese!" You exclaimed.
He laughed. "You're adorable. But now I want nachos."

Michael -

Michael was playing Mario Kart on XBox, his focus on the TV.
"Mikey," you started.
"Y/n," he replied.
"Wanna hear something funny?"
"Sure," he said.
You giggled silently to yourself.
"Let's play Titanic; you be iceberg and I'll go down."
He swerved into a wall.

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