Chapter Three

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Dear Bill,

I had to ask my Mom. She said Daddy got drunk at a bar and made a girl get pregnant. Her name was Sheryl. She had a baby who is my brother. We only got to see him three times because Sheryl moved away. I miss him a lot. His name is Nolan. He's two now. Sometimes we get pictures of him in the mail.
What kind of music do you make? Why do girls like Tom more? I do not like spiders either. They are gross and creepy. I'm not good at sports and basketballs scare me because someone threw one at my face and it hurt a lot. I like the Spice Girls.
My Granny said that David Bowie was a Satan follower and I should never listen to any of his music or I'll go to hell and I said she should go to hell because she had gross Satan breath.
Your joke wasn't funny. I'm joking. But I am funnier.
Are you going to change your bands name now that you have Georg and Gustav? If you get famous will you still be my friend?
Melanie doesn't think that you will still be my friend. She annoys me a lot sometimes. But I'm happy she is my sister.

From yours truly,

Edie

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