¢0r4.©SQ: Emma
¢0r4.©SQ: Eeemmaaa
¢0r4.©SQ: Emma answer me
¢0r4.©SQ: I'm your mother in law, show some respect
¢0r4.©SQ: :'(
¢0r4.©SQ: something happened to Henry!!! :O
¢0r4.©SQ: omg not even Henry concerns you
¢0r4.©SQ: EMMA!!!
e.$wan: WHAT?!
¢0r4.©SQ: good gods u finally answer
e.$wan: I'm busy
¢0r4.©SQ: do u not care of what happened to Henry?
e.$wan: he's fine
¢0r4.©SQ: and how could you possibly know?
e.$wan: he's in school, if something had happened to him the school would've notify me or Regina... Or both.
¢0r4.©SQ: (•-•)
e.$wan: wat do u want
¢0r4.©SQ: where's your iPod?
e.$wan: you stole my iPod last week, there's no way I'm trusting it with you. God knows what you could do with it
¢0r4.©SQ: I'm sowy :(
e.$wan: get your own
¢0r4.©SQ: but there's no electronics store here in Storybrooke
e.$wan: Amazon
¢0r4.©SQ: there's no shipping to Storybrooke
e.$wan: I have a property in New York u can send it there and I can go for it
¢0r4.©SQ: you would do that? :D
e.$wan: maybe
e.$wan: unless you can magic yourself one
¢0r4.©SQ: okay
¢0r4.©SQ: hey, it worked!
e.$wan: great :)
e.$wan: wait a minute
e.$wan: GIVE BACK MY IPOD
e.$wan: I'm telling Regina
¢0r4.©SQ: ur so childish
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Cora
¢0r4.©SQ: uh... Yes?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what the fuck have you done in my kitchen
¢0r4.©SQ: brownies?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: give the woman her iPod and NEVER get in my kitchen again
e.$wan: what did she do?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: a huge mess
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: there's everything everywhere
e.$wan: damn
¢0r4.©SQ: that was your fault Regina
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: how the hell is this my fault?
¢0r4.©SQ: you could've taught me how to use those goddamned household devices.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you can use an Android just fine
e.$wan: boom
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and you can play Mario Cart better than I do
e.$wan: BOOM
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: You can even beat Emma
e.$wan: heeeyy... e_e
¢0r4.©SQ: lol that's cuz Henry taught me
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you can't even make coffee in the coffee pot or coffee in general, mother.
e.$wan: DISHONOR
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Emma...
e.$wan: DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
e.$wan: like how can you not make coffee? That's like the favorite beverage of every American citizen. You simply must know how make coffee
¢0r4.©SQ: THEN TEACH ME
e.$wan: actually, I have a better idea
e.$wan: Regina
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes?
e.$wan: you know the talk we had the other day?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what talk?
¢0r4.©SQ: yeah what talk?
e.$wan: you know... When we were at the station... That convo that just popped out of nowhere...?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Oooohhh that talk
e.$wan: mhm
¢0r4.©SQ: WHAT CONVO?!?!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh, nothing to worry about, dear mother.
¢0r4.©SQ: now I'm really scared
