KJ$h00k: hello
e.$wan: hi Killian...
KJ$h00k: it's me
e.$wan: um... I know
KJ$h00k: I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
e.$wan: sure... But it hasn't been that long tho
KJ$h00k: to go over everything
e.$wan: there's nothing much to go over?
KJ$h00k: they say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing
e.$wan: why are you telling me this? Hook, you know we're done for good.
KJ$h00k: hello
e.$wan: wat
KJ$h00k: can you hear me?
e.$wan: Killian, we're texting.
KJ$h00k: I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.
e.$wan: what? What the hell r u doing there?
KJ$h00k: when we were younger and free
e.$wan: Hook, you're not making any sense
KJ$h00k: I've forgotten how it felt before the world feel at our feet
e.$wan: that was your fault.
KJ$h00k: there's such a difference between us, and a million miles
e.$wan: wtf...
KJ$h00k: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!! I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!!! TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE, BUT WHEN I CALL YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE HOME!!!
e.$wan: goddammit why didn't I see this coming?!
e.$wan has left this chat
KJ$h00k: lol xD
KJ$h00k: come back, love!!!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Stay away from Emma, pirate.
KJ$h00k: oh, hello to you too, your Majesty.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what's your business with Emma?
KJ$h00k: my business is with the Swan, not you.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Well, as she said before, you guys are done for good so I suggest you stay away from her Guyliner.
KJ$h00k: or what?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I'll make sure you lose a leg, or an eye so you can look more like a pirate.
KJ$h00k: do I not look like a pirate?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: no, I actually thought you were gay.
¢0r4.©SQ: LOL
KJ$h00k: Cora?
¢0r4.©SQ: sup bitch?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you've been hanging out with Miss Lucas, weren't you Mother?
¢0r4.©SQ: Yeah. In fact we're having a girls night out, you should come, Regina.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: No thanks. Those princesses are irritating. Specially Snow White.
¢0r4.©SQ: well considering she's your girlfriend's mother...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: MOTHER!!!
¢0r4.©SQ: wat?
KJ$h00k: wait a minute...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN has added e.$wan to this chat
e.$wan: seriously Cora? I thought we told you not to tell.
KJ$h00k: wait, you really are... together?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: deal with it, Handless Wonder .l.
KJ$h00k: but... but... but Emma, love... You left me for her? What does she has that I don't?
e.$wan: an amazing personality, she cares about me, mad cooking skills...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: ahem... Our first days you said I was gorgeous...
e.$wan: she's a goddamned beautiful goddess
e.$wan: oh, and she has amazing boobs
KJ$h00k: you left me because of the evil cleavage?
e.$wan: damn right sexy cleavage
e.$wan: and no, I left you cuz you were being an ass.
¢0r4.©SQ: she also has a large penis
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother... (-_-)
KJ$h00k: what?
e.$wan: don't listen to her, she's been delirious ever since she came back.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes, I've been thinking on putting her in a home.
¢0r4.©SQ: you can't restrain me like that Regina!!!
e.$wan: or you can lock her up where Belle has been.
¢0r4.©SQ: Don't give her ideas Emma!!!
KJ$h00k: dis is...
KJ$h00k has logged off
e.$wan: lol
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Emma, sweetie, get back here I miss you.
¢0r4.©SQ: good gods how r u guys so cute
¢0r4.©SQ: go Emma, she needs her release
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN has eliminated ¢0r4.©SQ from this chat
e.$wan: babe, I'll be there for dinner after I finish these papers, like we planned.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: ok... (T-T)
e.$wan: please don't make that face.
e.$wan had ended chat
