e.$wan: baby, where are you?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh, dear, you're awake
e.$wan: very awake and very much disappointed
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: why?
e.$wan: do you know what is like to wake up in your girlfriend's empty bed expecting her to be there so she can make you breakfast because you're hungry? Aside from that, being very naked and on top of that very very horny?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: honey, I'm sorry. I thought you'd sleep in like last time. Besides I realized something.
e.$wan: aside from leaving me here lonely, hungry, naked and horny?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: tomorrow is Halloween
e.$wan: uh huh...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and I realized I have nothing!!!
e.$wan: what...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: no costumes, no candies, no decorations... Nothing!!!
e.$wan: alright I get it
e.$wan: but if you were going to leave like that, you could've left a note
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I didn't?
e.$wan: no
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: don't worry, I'll make it up to you 😉
e.$wan: you better
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh, my dear, if I were you I would hold my tongue. You know what I'm capable of.
e.$wan: promise?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I swear
e.$wan: fuck
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what is it, dear? I thought we talked about the use of that colorful language of yours.
e.$wan: oh come on, you love it when I talk dirty to you
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well that's true, but that's when you're already in my bed
e.$wan: and I am
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: but I haven't had you today
e.$wan: asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
e.$wan: hurry up and get here. Now I'm hungry for more than food
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you always are
e.$wan: heh... Well, you're really good
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I know
e.$wan: hey Regina
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes sweety?
e.$wan: where's Henry?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well he's supposed to be in school
e.$wan: this early?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Emma, what time do you think it is?
e.$wan: IT'S TEN IN THE MORNING ALREADY?!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mhm
e.$wan: so I did slept in
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes
e.$wan: and you're still not here
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: honey, you're not the only one who slept in, I left an hour ago
e.$wan: dammit... Regina get here already I have to go to work!!!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: take the day off, dear. Or go to the station after lunch.
e.$wan: I don't know if it's a good idea... The mayor might get really upset with me of I don't do my job.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh, I'm sure she'll understand. Besides you did said that there wasn't much to do so...
e.$wan: but when I go to complain or want to make good use of my time do you know what she does?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what does she do, dear?
e.$wan: she tries to seduce me
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: *gasp* 🙊 does she now?
e.$wan: mhm
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well I just might have to have a serious talk with her then
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and what do you do?
e.$wan: erm... Well you know she's actually pretty sexy but um... You know I just don't give in, cuz I have you 😘
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: honey, I just called the mayor and she said it was okay for you to take the day off, but you must tell David that he'll be alone today.
e.$wan: really? 😃
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes, she said you can have all day.
e.$wan: I knew she was a cool mayor. I shall thank her, don't you think?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes, it would be the most appropriate thing to do, just be careful with what you do, okay?
e.$wan: yes babe. Now hurry and get here cuz I can't wait any longer.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: turn around sweetheart
e.$wan: HOLY MARY MARGARET HOW DID YOU GET HERE
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: are you ready? 😏
e.$wan: oh baby, I was born ready 😎
e.$wan has ended chat
