KJ$h00k: Swan
e.$wan: what up
KJ$h00k: r u busy?
e.$wan: not now... Why?
KJ$h00k: u wanna go get ice cream w/ me?
e.$wan: ...
e.$wan: is there a reason behind this?
KJ$h00k: chocolate chip and caramel ice cream
e.$wan: oh wow
e.$wan: ok meet me @ Granny's
KJ$h00k: cool I'll be there
e.$wan: Killian
KJ$h00k: yes?
e.$wan: why did u sent that screenshot of your convo with Zelena and the others?
KJ$h00k: cuz the bloody plan might've worked and...
e.$wan: and?
KJ$h00k: and I know that you're happy with her Majesty, I can see it and I want you to be happy. Obviously I'd like to be the one who makes you happy but erm... Well... I would feel bad with myself if I hadn't done anything to keep that plan from working...
e.$wan: huh... Thanks
KJ$h00k: well... I'm not giving up anyway
e.$wan: I'm sure you won't
KJ$h00k: and what's life without a little competition?
e.$wan: well mate, you've found a tough rival
KJ$h00k: aye xD
¢0r4.©SQ: Emma what the hell r u doing with this pirate?
KJ$h00k: why r u suddenly hostile with me?
¢0r4.©SQ: cuz I know u still in love with Emma
KJ$h00k: and?
¢0r4.©SQ: I'm watching you e_e
e.$wan: u want ice cream?
¢0r4.©SQ: OMG YES
¢0r4.©SQ: Regina won't let me take of hers 😢
¢0r4.©SQ: AND SHE'S GOT LIKE TONS!!!
e.$wan: that's cuz the cookies and cream is for her and Henry, the rocky road is for her and myself, and the peppermint chocolate is just for her. Anybody would be dammed if they touch that one.
KJ$h00k: damn
e.$wan: yeah
¢0r4.©SQ: why she doesn't have a flavor for me?
e.$wan: idk
KJ$h00k: well... Now that you want ice cream... u wanna come with us? We're at Granny's now
¢0r4.©SQ: sure I'll be there
¢0r4.©SQ: are you inviting Henry?
e.$wan: he's not coming, he's at Archie's
¢0r4.©SQ: ah well... then it'll have to be another time
KJ$h00k: shall we invite the Queen too?
¢0r4.©SQ: not until she gets an ice cream flavor to share with me
e.$wan: well I was going to say yes...
¢0r4.©SQ: of course you do, dear.
KJ$h00k: erm...
¢0r4.©SQ: lol Killian ur such a loser xD
e.$wan: don't be mean Cora, he just wants ice cream
KJ$h00k: aye
KJ$h00k: Emma I need your love 😢
e.$wan: wtf
¢0r4.©SQ: NO EMMA DON'T YOU DARE
e.$wan: don't tell me how to live my life Cora
e.$wan: Killian, the amount of affection I can give you is very limited.
KJ$h00k: how limited?
e.$wan: like for Cora
¢0r4.©SQ: you don't give me any kind of affection, Blondie 😡
KJ$h00k: Swan 😢
e.$wan: a little bit more than Cora, definitely less than Regina and Henry, and less than Pongo.
KJ$h00k: why would the canine receive more affection than me?
¢0r4.©SQ: AND ME
e.$wan: he's such a sweetheart :3
e.$wan: AND HE'S NOT JUST A CANINE HE IS OHANA!!!
KJ$h00k: um... Love?
¢0r4.©SQ: wtf is ohana?
KJ$h00k: ^^^
e.$wan: OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN!!!
e.$wan has left chat
¢0r4.©SQ: ...
¢0r4.©SQ: do you think she still wants ice cream?
KJ$h00k: pfft it's Swan who we talking 'bout.
¢0r4.©SQ: true