®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: can somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with Hook?
¢0r4.©SQ: why would you care?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: because he's running around my town shouting nonsense with nothing on but his boxers.
¢0r4.©SQ: lol
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and his male assessments are threatening to show
TTB_H.M!LLS: MOOOOM
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Henry, just why are you using your phone?
TTB_H.M!LLS: it's an emergency, Hook's in my room looking for Ma
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: just wait until I get my hands on that filthy pirate
¢0r4.©SQ: um... What does he want with Emma
TTB_H.M!LLS: he wants to say goodbye cuz he's gonna set sail for... One piece?
¢0r4.©SQ: really? Huh
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: whatever that is... Henry open the door and let him out
TTB_H.M!LLS: he doesn't want to
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Henry Daniel Mills you open that door now
TTB_H.M!LLS: but mom, he's scared and he just wants to say goodbye
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: where is he now?
TTB_H.M!LLS: under my bed
¢0r4.©SQ: lol what a coward. I'll get him for you Regina
¢0r4.©SQ: hahaha he's crying like a little bitch now xD
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: wait until I get him
¢0r4.©SQ: now Regina there's no reason to get like that, dear. He just wants to be a... A what?
¢0r4.©SQ: a pirate king he says...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: that's no excuse for running around my town naked
TTB_H.M!LLS: oh mom, Killian mentioned something about brownies
¢0r4.©SQ: you little...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother...
TTB_H.M!LLS: and grandma and grandpa just texted me about Killian and dad being high on weed and that Emma's on her way here
¢0r4.©SQ: these people can't just mind their own business
¢0r4.©SQ: just kick his ass already Regina
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you know what, mother? Just explain yourself before Emma gets here.
¢0r4.©SQ: Regina, I'm too old to be explaining myself to you.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yet, you had to come and stay at my house because... What was it? Oh, Granny's was distasteful and probably because you didn't have money to pay with.
¢0r4.©SQ: I don't share roof with peasants
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and when you saw how Zelena's house looked like you came back like a stray puppy. Now explain yourself
¢0r4.©SQ: fine fine. I drugged them so they could behave like Henry did last time and you could kick their asses and they'll leave you guys alone
TTB_H.M!LLS: you just had to bring that up, Nana?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and what have I told you about making brownies?
¢0r4.©SQ: hey, in my defense, I didn't make a mess and I brought you 8 boxes of ice cream
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: are you trying to appease me with that? Mother, you're acting like a teenager. Act your own age, like you said, you're too old for this
¢0r4.©SQ: now now there's no need to use what I said against me
¢0r4.©SQ: and how am I supposed to act my age? I've never been this old before
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you had more than 30 years so there's no excuse
e.$wan: can somebody explain me why is Hook on his boxers?
KJ$h00k: Swan, I'm here to bid you farewell, love.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you...
e.$wan: wait what are you talking about?
KJ$h00k: the Grand Line awaits me. So I'm here to say goodbye and to wish for you happiness through all eternity.
e.$wan: why r u telling me this?
KJ$h00k: because I love you and I want you to be happy and I have found my purpose in life. Become pirate king.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well this is unexpected...
KJ$h00k: Regina! Take good care of Swan, marry her and have lots and lots of babies. Farewell mates!
KJ$h00k has left chat
TTB_H.M!LLS: he's the real man
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