®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Nolan
leCharm: yes, Regina?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you have work to do
leCharm: yeah... I believe I do. Emma called me a while ago.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I need you at the school entrance right now
leCharm: geez woman be patient I'm on my way
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: watch how you address to me Charming
leCharm: last time I checked, you were dating my daughter
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and last time I checked, I was Mayor of this town and you a deputy working for me so know your place Shepard.
leCharm: 😔 fine
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: good. See you in a few
[Some time later]
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well that was rather frustrating
leCharm: yeah... I hope Emma had more luck, she had Ruby on her side so there shouldn't be any problem
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well she hasn't called yet so I'm starting to get worried.
leCharm: then don't. Finding people runs in the family 😉
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: ugh don't start
leCharm: 😁
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: enough. I have something to ask you.
leCharm: ... Go on.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you know Christmas is around the corner.
leCharm: yes...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and I need to shop for groceries and stuff.
leCharm: 😐
leCharm: you want me to help you with the groceries.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well since Emma is too busy right now and I don't have anything else to do at the moment, I think the moment's more than... appropriate
leCharm: no
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: why not? It's for the Christmas family dinner. And it'll be in my house.
leCharm: the last holidays were at your house. What's the difference?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: that I actually am inviting you, instead of having you over because I had no choice.
leCharm: you remember last time I helped you with the groceries?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh please Charming, that was a long time ago. Or is it that you can't handle yourself in presence of an attractive woman? 😏
leCharm: humph... You wish. Besides I felt betrayed in Thanksgiving when you mentioned that event
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: if I remember correctly, you were the one to mention the lasagna.
leCharm: it's not my fault that you actually make a good lasagna
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: 😏
leCharm: have you talked to Emma about this?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: about what?
leCharm: the thing of the lasagna
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well she wouldn't let go about it so I had no other option than to tell her. But it's not as if what something for her to freak out about.
leCharm: nothing to freak out about? YOU TRIED TO SEDUCE ME
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: it was just a kiss. What about your wife? What does she think about this?
leCharm: ...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: she doesn't know? Oh my...
leCharm: ... It's not like she has to know
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh no I wouldn't want to ruin your "Prince Charming, perfect husband" reputation
leCharm: you're telling her, aren't you? 😑
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: why would I? I don't want to be like her. Don't worry Charming, your secret is safe with me 😉
leCharm: truce?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: truce
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN has left chat
leCharm: Dammit