Once Upon A Chat

Log 28

mO0n_ch1Ld: you guys are evil

e.$wan: lol

mO0n_ch1Ld: I hate you

gr33n!E:

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I feel sorry for you

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: but your face was priceless 😂😂😂

mO0n_ch1Ld: god I can't believe I... I... Aaarrrgghh!!! 😤😤😤

mO0n_ch1Ld: HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID

e.$wan: I ask the same I mean you have freaking werewolf senses how did u not noticed it was her.

mO0n_ch1Ld: SHE LOOKED DIFFERENT

mO0n_ch1Ld: and she smelled different. I mean you guys magic smell quite similar, specially Regina and Zelena, but I didn't smell magic on her at all. She just smelled... sweeter.

gr33n!E: like her vajayjay? 😏😏😏

mO0n_ch1Ld: SHUDDUP

mO0n_ch1Ld: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: good because I don't want to know.

e.$wan: me neither

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: do shut up Swan, you were the first whining about the magic ball turning off

e.$wan: I was horny because of you

e.$wan: we were supposed to be hanky panky but no, you dragged me to your sister's to watch Ruby hitting on your mom and then eating her out.

mO0n_ch1Ld: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOOOOOOOP!!!

gr33n!E: 😂😂😂

mO0n_ch1Ld: I can't believe you guys let this happen 😭

e.$wan: we didn't know what was coming.

mO0n_ch1Ld: YOU KNEW IT WAS HER

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well we didn't know you would actually go for it, and in such a record time.

mO0n_ch1Ld: can we talk about something else? Pwease? ╥﹏╥

¢0r4.©SQ: I have to say it was rather enjoyable

mO0n_ch1Ld: NO NOT YOU AGAIN!!! 😭😭😭

¢0r4.©SQ: they see me rollin'

¢0r4.©SQ: (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)

e.$wan: lol

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother, I honestly don't understand what were your reasons for this

¢0r4.©SQ: mah bucket list

gr33n!E: Ooh ooh I want one of those 😃

mO0n_ch1Ld: you've got "screw Ruby" in your bucket list?

¢0r4.©SQ: no. I've got "get laid"

e.$wan: lol

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: ew

gr33n!E: for once, I agree with Regina

¢0r4.©SQ: oh c'mon Gina it's not like you don't do it

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: 😑

e.$wan: lol

gr33n!E: Emma r u just going to write "lol"?

e.$wan: lol

¢0r4.©SQ: I think she's high

e.$wan: lol

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: impossible, I wouldn't allow her such thing

e.$wan: lol

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Emma Swan Charming you say "lol"one more time and no hanky panky for you

e.$wan: you can get rid of the Charming. My name sounds horrible like that.

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: well sweetheart you father is a Charming so... And it suits you quite well

¢0r4.©SQ: Emma Marie Swan Charming

mO0n_ch1Ld: Nolan. You forgot the Nolan

¢0r4.©SQ: Emma Marie Swan Charming Nolan

e.$wan: EEEEEWWW!!! (つд⊂)

e.$wan: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW CHARMING I CAN BE REGINA

®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: oh?

e.$wan eliminated ®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN from chat

e.$wan has left chat

mO0n_ch1Ld: I can smell the sex already

¢0r4.©SQ: aw yiss

gr33n!E: oh just look at the love ❤

mO0n_ch1Ld: SHUDDUP!!! 😡

mO0n_ch1Ld has left chat

¢0r4.©SQ: lol

gr33n!E: what r u gonna do with her, mum?

¢0r4.©SQ: see if I can do her more

gr33n!E: holy Wizard of Oz