_dr@gOn started a general chat
_dr@gOn: CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN ME HOW THE HELL CORA GOT OUT OF HER FUCKING GRAVE?!
gr33n!E: honestly, idk
mO0n_ch1Ld: y u mad?
_dr@gOn: BECAUSE OF HER I GOT A FUCKING FIREBALL UP MY ASS!!!
gr33n!E: lol
_dr@gOn: not funny
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: that's because you tried to seduce me
e.$wan: she what?!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother saw her when she made her attempt and well...
e.$wan: karma is a bitch
_dr@gOn: your mother in law is a bitch
¢0r4.©SQ: u r a bitch
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: lol
_dr@gOn: how the fuck did you get in this chat? You can't be here
¢0r4.©SQ: I be wherever I wanna be .l.
mO0n_ch1Ld: CORA CORA CORA CORA!!!
_dr@gOn: shut up pup
mO0n_ch1Ld: 😝
e.$wan: Cora, please explain how are you still alive?
¢0r4.©SQ: well the day I died, Death came for me, so I looked at him in the eyes and he just gulped and said "I just came here to see how you're doing." He waved at me, and he disappeared.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: liar
¢0r4.©SQ: IT'S TRUE!!!
e.$wan: that doesn't explain anything, you said you died but death didn't took u... what does that mean?
¢0r4.©SQ: that I'm not dead-dead.
e.$wan: oh
_dr@gOn: that doesn't make sense at all Blondie
gr33n!E: ^^^ agree
e.$wan: Regina, yo momma is a zombie.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: yes
mO0n_ch1Ld: lol
¢0r4.©SQ: today I'll be having three new hearts.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I dare you.
e.$wan: Cora, you are a zombie. Technically speaking, a living dead more or less.
¢0r4.©SQ: yeah yeah never mind
mO0n_ch1Ld: lol
¢0r4.©SQ: but I will be having wolf stew tonight
_dr@gOn: eew
e.$wan: bleh
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother, that's so gross
gr33n!E: *barf*
mO0n_ch1Ld: YOU CAN'T DO THAT, I'M YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND!!!
_dr@gOn: of what?
¢0r4.©SQ: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: actually mother, you can't.
¢0r4.©SQ: I mean with my crew
_dr@gOn: OF WHAT?!
mO0n_ch1Ld: bitch of the fandom.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: nuh uh
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: because Ruby is Emma's friend, and if you hurt my girl's friends you're hurting mine. Besides, you're staying at my house so if you want to do what you please, get your own place.
mO0n_ch1Ld: damn
e.$wan: you want to deal with this, Maleficent?
_dr@gOn: GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS ARE CONFUSING ME!!!
_dr@gOn: pup, what fandom are you talking about?
mO0n_ch1Ld: 1) quit the "pup" thing, 2) it's Cora's fandom: Swan Queen.
_dr@gOn: what the fuck is a swan queen?
gr33n!E: lol Mal you're so stupid
gr33n!E: it's Reggie's and Em's ship
e.$wan: yeah the one you couldn't break up
gr33n!E: how did you know e_e
e.$wan: pfft I'm the sheriff, I know everything.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: sure
mO0n_ch1Ld: lol
¢0r4.©SQ: Regina
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: hmm?
¢0r4.©SQ: that cookies and cream ice cream that you got in the fridge...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: No. Go get your own.
¢0r4.©SQ: but where?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: not in my house
¢0r4.©SQ: :(
