Meea More // My GBF

Chapter 3: Mall Sketch Laughter

"Get up get up get up!" Emit banged on the pillows in my bed.
"It's so warm."
"Brin!" He sat on the bed and brushed the hair out of my face.
"You are the only guy besides my brothers who has seen my at my worst." He laughed.
"What?"
"I don't know why that reminded me of Squeaks."
"Shut up." I shoved my face in my pillow.
"Come on don't you remember squeaks?"
"Yes I remember him." Squeaks was my
Pet duck growing up. Yes you heard that right, a duck.
"That duck only loved you."
"Until you ran him over!" He laughed.
"You remember the sound he made?"
"It always Echos in my head."
"Stop it." I kicked him.
"Bitch, kick me again." So I did.
"Girl!" He tickled me.
"Ok I'm up." I sat up and took the covers off.
"I could beat yo ass."
"I know." I rubbed my eyes and rested my head on him.
"We only have today left." He says.
"Don't bring that up. I don't want to hear that." I shook my head.
"I'm sorry." He kissed the top my head.
"You're gonna be late for work!" Jake said.
"I didn't ask you to be my mom!" I yelled as I walked outside of my room. He mimicked me in a childish voice.
"I don't have work today."
"Oh. Jerky?" He was eating a slim Jim.
"No I prefer real food." I opened the fridge. Emit sat on the couch next to Jake.
"Maybe you could come back." Fin said.
I poked my head over and saw that girl his door way. He gave me that look.
"Fin I'm home! Baby!" I yelled. She went running for the door.
"Nice." He high fived me.
"When you leaving?" Fin asked.
"Tomorrow." Emit replied.
"Man it's gonna suck without you."
"You mean it gonna suck that you can't get into exclusive clubs?"
"Yeah that." He pointed to fin.
"You're like the fin we always wanted but we got that instead." Jake pointed his slim Jim at Fin.
"Watch it." He thumped the back of his head.
"Ass hole."
"Little shit."
"Fart ass."
"Alright alright!" I yelled. Emit was laughing as he watched it go down.
"Where's Kendall?" I asked.
"Out with Marie."
"I thought they broke up."
"Back together again." Jake said.
"Ugh that girl is so annoying. Can we go shopping? Can i do your make up? Try this on." I nagged
"Bitch I ride a penny board and hang out with my GBF. Do I look like a Victoria secret model?" Emit impersonated me. We laughed.
"Do I?" I asked.
"Yes bitch." He said. I smiled.
"That reminds me, I want to get a jacket at the mall."
"Ok." He stood up.
"What store?"
"Victoria secret."
"Ew, fine." He fixed his hair.
"Dad invited us over for dinner." Fin says.
"Ugh ok. Back by 6."
"I thought we were getting a jacket."
"You know me better babe."

We walked out of H&M.
"Wear that tonight for dinner." Emit says. He was talking about what he just made me buy.
"Your coming right?"
"I need to pack."
"Emit!" I pulled on his arm.
"Fin fine. Only for you."
"Thank you." We walked into Victoria secret.
"If you are gonna barf go it in the trash." I say.
"Ok." He put a hand on his chest. I got carried away. I think we were there for 2 hours before I decided on anything. Surprisingly he didn't call me or come find me.
"Emit?" I asked.
"Over here." He says. I saw him putting his shirt on.
"What were you doing."
"I put got sized."
"What the actual fuck."
"I'm an A cup." I stopped walking.
"What?"
"That's really close to my size. Dude that's weird." He laughed.
"My pecks are strong." He pounded his chest like a gorilla and I laughed.
"Brinlynn?" Who in the world calls me by my full name? I turned around. I forced a fake smile.
"Marie." I said.
"How are you?"
"I'm great." Emit squeezed my shoulder.
"Behave." He whispered.
"Nice to see your boyfriend again."
"He's gay. For the last time he's gay."
"Whatever. Want to get smoothies?" Emit and Kendall were in a silent debate.
"Umm emit, what to get smoothies?"
"Actually we need to go." Kendall says.
"Oh."
"Where are we going?" He turned her back to me.
"I'm gonna kill you." I told Kendall.
"Shh." I he whispered. Emit shoved me in the other direction. Now emit had a fake smile.
"What?" I asked. we passed by one of his one night stands.
"Man that bitch got ugly."
"Which one?" We laughed so hard.
"Both." He said after taking some breaths. We were laughing too hard.
"Let's get a sketch." He says.
"Oo." I say down.
"Boyfriend and girlfriend?" The lady asked.
"He's my GBF." I say.
"Aw, gay best friend. Would you Like to play a game while you wait?"
"What game?" I ask.
"Friendship game."
"Ok."
"Alright, all you do is come up with some questions to see who gets them right."
"Ok. You go first." I told emit. He gave me that look. We were gonna scare the crap out of this lady.
"At what age did my dad take me to the club?" He asked.
"Oh! Ugh, 10 or 11?" I asked.
"So close it was 9." The lady's eyes got big.
"Your turn boo."
"Ok how many times have you slept with my brother?" The lady was so confused and scared for her life. Keep in mind we didn't know what question the other person was going to ask. Emit had a hard time holding it together when I asked that.
"4ish."
"Yeah." I smiled.
"Last one." The lady says.
"Ok, when did we meet?"
"In 2nd grade at the strip club."
"Ok I'm done." The lady showed us the sketch.
"This is really good!" I say.
"$10." She says. Emit handed her a 20 and she gave him change back. We walked away laughing our asses off.

We walked into his apartment.
"What time is it?" I ask.
"5:56."
"Ugh."
"Did I hear that right?"
"What?"
"Oh girl that cough is awful." I fake coughed.
"Call fin." He says.
"Ok." I dialed his number.
"Hey."
"Hey...*cough* I don't think I'm gonna make it. *cough*."
"That's a bad cough." He says sarcastically.
"Yeah. *cough*"
"You're not fooling me but I'll tell dad."
"Ok. Exaggerate it."
"Ok bye."
"Bye." I hung up.
"We tried." He says.
"As long as I can spend your last night with you."