"Mason, these aren't real." Ashton pleads with me.
The boys plus Nia and Liv are here, sitting around the living room.
"Let her believe what she wants, Ash." Nia smiles, sticking her tongue out at him.
"See guys, none of our opening acts appreciate us."
"Correction: none of them appreciate you." Michael says.
I scroll down through tumblr, trying to find more. One caught my eye. 5SOS Horoscopes.
"Guess what I found!" I say in my most enthusiastic voice, "5SOS Horoscopes!"
"Oh my gosh, please no." Ashton groans.
"First up: who would binge watch shows on Netflix with you? I got Luke."
"Mase, say it with more enthusiasm." Luke says from a corner.
"Who did I get?" Nia asks, scooting over towards me.
"Luke. Aw we can all watch together."
Michael snorts from the couch across from me. "Read another one."
"Okay: signs and their stalker."
"See this is weird." Ashton says, crossing his arms.
"Ha! Nia got Ashton!"
"Why would I stalk her?" Ashton laughs.
"Who knows, but I got Michael." I say, giggling.
"Whoops that already happened." Luke says quietly from his small corner. We all burst out laughing.
"I told you these were fun." I grin at Ashton.
"Okay fine, continue."
"Who you will marry, how many kids you will have, and what pet you will have. So Nia and Michael are having one child, and a pet llama."
"Our child will be named Gordon and the llama we shall call Penis."
"Michael, we are not naming our son Gordon. How about Doug?"
"Nia, we will discuss this later."
"What about me?" Liv asks.
"You're marrying Calum, having four kids and a dog."
"Aw that would be so fun!" Calum exclaims.
"Okay, moving on." I say, weirded out by Calum's odd enjoyment over Liv's horoscope.
"You didn't say yours." Michael reminds.
"Right. I'm marrying Luke and having four children and a guinea pig."
"Our dog can have a play date with your guinea pig." Calum says.
"Yeah! And our children can all marry each other." Liv says in an over enthusiastic voice, earning a glare from Cal.
"If you two made a kid, it would be adorable." Nia says, pointing at Luke and I.
"As I said, moving on." my eyes flicker up for a moment and catch Luke's. His cheeks are bright red. I turn to Nia. "Not sure what to say, so thank you?" Everyone chuckles.
"The signs and who they want to kick in the face." I say.
"Who'd I get?" voices around me say, all of them intrigued.
"Nia got Ashton."
"Of course."
"Liv got Luke."
"Nobody likes you Luke."
"Sad face." Luke says, frowning.
"Calum is gonna kick Mikey."
