Guys play Cards Against Humanity

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cards Against Humanity and the Cardcast decks that will be used in this part.

Cardcast decks used: Pocket Monsters, Cards Against Spongebob, Cards Against Pokémon ORAS, Pokémon, Mario, Kirby, TPP, and Smash Bros.

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Drew: So...is it CPCQ time?

Gary: We lost our lists.

Paul: Don't you have a softcopy of it?

Gary: I do...I just don't know where the hardcopy is.

Ash: So...what are we gonna do?

Gary: Cards Against Humanity!

Drew: But there are only four of us right now.

Gary: Well...sorta. We will pick a random black card, and we will all randomly choose white cards.

Drew: As in completely random? We're not gonna choose what's funny or not?

Gary: Nope. It's all luck.

Drew: So...is there a catch to this?

Gary: Simple. The other three will have to do what the winner has to say.

Paul: How will we determine the winner?

Gary: The readers will choose the best answer.

Ash: Okay.

Gary: Alright! Readers, choose the funniest answer!

Drew: The cards are from the official CAH decks and also some fun ones from Cardcast.

Gary: Let's get things started!

Drew: Vote only ONE answer per card, guys.

(I'm keeping things as PG as possible.)

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Card 1: When I pooped, what came out of my butt?

Answer 1: The Land of Chocolate.

Answer 2: Bowser.

Answer 3: Primal Kyogre.

Answer 4: A surprising amount of hair.

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Card 2: ________ would be woefully incomplete without _________.

Answer 1: My hot cousin; The day the birds attacked.

Answer 2: Nothing; An embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party.

Answer 3: KALOS REFERENCES; Using Darumaka s**t as handwarmers.

Answer 4: Slapping a racist old lady; Wumbo.

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Card 3: A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _______.

Answer 1: Existing.

Answer 2: Mewtwo wrecking everything.

Answer 3: Another shot of morphine.

Answer 4: Indescribable loneliness.

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Card 4: When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____________.

Answer 1: A boo-boo.

Answer 2: Living in a trashcan.

Answer 3: The entire Internet.

Answer 4: Waluigi.

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Card 5: The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _______.

Answer 1: Flannery's flaming hot bod.

Answer 2: The iron butt.

Answer 3: The world's smallest violin.

Answer 4: Uniting all peoples within our nation.

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Card 6: I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ________.

Answer 1: That a**.

Answer 2: Hilariously bad movesets.

Answer 3: Ripped pants.

Answer 4: All of this lag.

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Card 7: My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _________ and ________.

Answer 1: Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR; Really feeling it.

Answer 2: Pinhead Larry; Letting everyone down.

Answer 3: Denouncing the evils of truth and love; Intimacy problems.

Answer 4: A swarm of Unown realizing the dreams of a traumatized five-year-old girl; Aggressively shipping Gary motherf***ing Oak and his own left hand.

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Card 8: What's that sound?

Answer 1: Basic human decency.

Answer 2: The depression that ensues after catching 'em all.

Answer 3: A piñata full of scorpions.

Answer 4: Archie's skintight suit.

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Card 9: _______? There's an app for that.

Answer 1: Mr. Krabs

Answer 2: Using attract on your trainer.

Answer 3: Me.

Answer 4: Preparing for trouble and making it double.

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Card 10: He who controls _________ controls the world.

Answer 1: Steven Stone

Answer 2: Greninja's tongue.

Answer 3: A top-percentage Rattata.

Answer 4: A slightly s**ttier parallel universe.

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Gary: I hope they vote for my answers.

Drew: Ok, guys! Don't forget to vote on the best answer.

Ash: The deadline is on...uh...

Paul: Whenever we feel like it.

Drew: Maybe just for one week?

Paul: When Elemeno feels like we got enough votes.

Gary: ARE YOU GUYS STILL OUT THERE???

Ash: See ya!

Gary: Vote for the Gary stuff!

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Sorry if some of the cards might not be funny. I kept it PG. I kept it clean. I made sure that no one will get offended...which kinda defeats the purpose of the game. Whoops.

Hope you guys still enjoyed this.

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