Gary: I'm bored.
Ash: Yeah. Hey...what's that?
Gary: Pokémon Emerald?
Ash: PLAY IT!
Gary: Play we shall! *boots game*
Ash: OOH.
Gary: Hey! There's no save file here. We can start our own game.
Ash: Leh do dit!
Gary: So...Professor Birch is giving us this lecture. Blah blah blah. I've heard this from gramps before.
Ash: Are we a boy or a girl?
Gary: So...if we're a guy, we get to be Brendan. Otherwise, we're May.
Ash: So...we're going for May or Brendan?
Gary: Well...since May is our friend...WAIT...I got an awesome idea!
Ash: What is it?
Gary: Let's go be Brendan.
Ash: He's asking our name now.
Gary: PERFECT! His name shall be...
Ash: Brendan. Duh.
Gary: No...he shall be....DREW!
Ash: Drew as Brendan? What?!
Gary: It's the ultimate twist.
Ash: This is going to be so messed up.
Gary: Why are we in a moving truck?
Ash: Why are we alone with boxes?
Gary: Hey...it stopped.
Ash: We're in Littleroot Town!
Gary: I guess that's our mom.
Ash: Mrs. Hayden.
Gary: No...she's not Mrs. Hayden.
Ash: Oh.
Gary: Okay...some Vigoroth are moving our stuff. Weird.
Ash: We shall go to our room and fix the clock!
Gary: Time fixed.
Ash: Hey...Norman's on TV. I wonder if that's the same Norman we know.
Gary: He's apparently our dad.
Ash: Mr. Hayden?
Gary: Uh...no. Okay...we should go say hi to the neighbors!
Ash: To the neighbors!
Gary: So...May is our neighbor.
Ash: Be nice, Drew.
Gary: Huh? There's only a Pokeball in May's room?
Ash: Interact with it...there's May!
Gary: Oh hello, May. What the heck? Why is she acting like she has seniority over us?
Ash: She's been helping her dad with his research.
Gary: Wait...MAY IS A BIRCH?!
Ash: The gameverse is so different.
Gary: So I guess no May Maple. Just May Birch.
Ash: Drew's not gonna wanna hear that.
Gary: Yep. Okay...we should go...where now?
Ash: Hey! Professor Birch is being chased by that Zigzagoon! We should help him.
Gary: Which Pokémon should we use? I say...for the biggest twist...let's go for Torchic.
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
CasualeWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.
