Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

CAH RESULTS!!!

Elemeno: HEYYY!!!

Drew: What?

Elemeno: It's time.

Gary: Is it time to party?

Elemeno: Well...sure. It's time for the results of the Cards Against Humanity thing you guys did!

Ash: COOL!

Gary: I bet I won.

Drew: I bet you won't.

Gary: I want to see Paul do something embarrassing.

Paul: Shut up, Oak.

Drew: So...whoever gets the most points wins.

Elemeno: Let's start. To refresh our memories, Card 1 said "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?" One of the answers was "The Land of Chocolate". Whose card was that?

Gary: It was mine!

Elemeno: It got no votes.

Gary: DANG IT.

Elemeno: The next one was "Bowser".

Drew: That was mine.

Elemeno: It got one vote.

Drew: Better than none.

Gary: We're only in card one, Hayden.

Elemeno: Next one was "Primal Kyogre".

Ash: That was mine!

Elemeno: It got two votes!

Ash: Aww.

Gary: How many voted?

Elemeno: And the winner of this first set, we have the answer, "A surprising amount of hair."

Paul: That was mine.

Elemeno: It got five votes!

Paul: Good.

Elemeno: So Card 1 goes to Paul. Let's proceed to Card 2, "__________ would be woefully incomplete without ____________." Gary, what was your answer?

Gary: Mine was "My hot cousin would be woefully incomplete without the day the birds attacked."

Drew: That doesn't make any sense.

Gary: We picked cards randomly!

Paul: Who is this cousin of yours?

Gary: It doesn't matter!

Elemeno: Yes, it doesn't matter as it got no votes.

Gary: SERIOUSLY?!

Elemeno: Ash, what was your answer?

Ash: Mine was "KALOS REFERENCES would be woefully incomplete without Darumaka s**t as handwarmers."

Drew: That doesn't make sense either.

Gary: Plus Darumaka is from Unova. It might have made more sense if it was Unova references instead of Kalos.

Ash: WE PICKED RANDOMLY!

Elemeno: It also got no votes.

Ash: Aw.

Elemeno: Drew and Paul, what were your answers?

Drew: Nothing would be woefully incomplete without an embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party.

Gary: Uh...

Ash: Maybe because the photo was irrelevant?

Gary: EH.