Pokemon Peeps Preach and Rap

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Gary: Welcome to...Pokemon Peeps Preach

Ash: Or PPP for short.

Pikachu: Pipipi!

Gary: Do your own thing for as long as it isn't illegal and it doesn't harm other people.

Drew: If they're just butthurt by what you do, ignore them.

Milani: We won't always have the same opinions as others.

Drew:We just have to deal with it.

Ash: Don't force people to change their opinions.

Gary: We have different brains.

Jace: We are all different people.

Misty: We just have to appreciate the differences.

Brock: Because life would be boring if we were all the same.

May: People come and go.

Dawn: Maybe you don't talk to those you were once close with anymore.

Paul: That's just part of life.

Gary: That's Ash Ketchum in a nutshell.

Ash: HEY!

Drew: It's normal to have changes in opinions.

Gary: Just don't force the change.

Paul: We're not gonna mention each of the quotes from Pokemon.

Drew: You can always Google them.

Gary: We are not sponsored by Google.

Milani: We don't really have much to talk about, huh.

Gary: Let us ask you, dear readers, what was your favorite part of this book?

Drew: What is this? Dora?

Ash: Do-do-do-do-do-dora!

Cilan: Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer.

Brock: Dora!

Gary: We are not sponsored by Dora the Explorer.

Milani: We are not sponsored by Pokemon.

Ash: We are not sponsored by Professor Oak.

Gary: Eh.

Milani: What is your favorite ship that is not Pokemon?

Drew: I feel like we've asked that at some point.

Iris: Hmmm...

Brock: Donut and sprinkles.

Gary: Ryomarx

Ash: OOOH. French fries and salt!

Drew: I kinda prefer sour cream.

May: I like cheese!

Iris: Barbecue is the way to go!

Dawn: Sour cream and cheese!

Cilan: Nori.

Milani: Sweet corn.

Ash: Wow.

Gary: Leokumi.

Jace: If you were to have a weapon, what would it be?

Milani: My flaming sword from that one story.

Misty: My mallet.

Drew: We have not seen that in forever.

Milani: Oh yeah. Also mine.

Gary: Brynhildr or Fujin Yumi.

Ash: You cannot use those unless you are Leo and Takumi respectively.

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