Date, Marry, Kill (CPCQ)

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Gary: Gimme a C!

Ash: C!

Gary: Gimme a P!

Ash: P!

Gary: Gimme another C!

Ash: Another C!

Jace: Another one.

Gary: DJ Khaled in the building!

Jace: It's DJ Jacey.

Gary: AND GIMME A Q!

Ash: Q!

Jace: It's time for CPCQ!

Gary: We're doing Date, Marry, Kill CPCQ EDITION!!

Ash: Cool.

Jace: Just a little heads up, please don't be mad if we choose to 'kill' your favorite character.

Ash: Just like what Elemeno said in that CPCQ part, just because we chose them doesn't mean we want them dead.

Gary: It's only a game. This is something we should not take too seriously.

Jace: We can question why, but don't make a big deal like you're gonna hate us after.

Ash: It's a game.

Gary: A game.

Ash: Hope you guys are good with that.

Jace: Let's start with Gary.

Ash: May, Jessie and Blue.

Gary: Date Jessie, Marry May, Kill Blue.

Ash: Seriously?

Jace: You'll date Jessie?

Gary: Everyone is on that Jessie train.

Ash: We don't like being there.

Jace: Why would you kill Blue?

Gary: Eh.

Ash: There can only be one Oak grandson.

Gary: Maybe...

Jace: Again, we're not serious here.

Ash: And you're gonna rather marry May?

Jace: Just because Drew is not here?

Gary: Well...not really. I think she's the most marriageable person among them.

Ash: I guess that makes sense.

Jace: Your turn, Ash.

Gary: Dawn, Clemont and Drew.

Ash: Dang. This is hard.

Jace: No one will get mad at you. Drew and Paul aren't here.

Ash: Date Clemont, Marry Dawn, Kill Drew.

Gary: WOW.

Jace: Explain?

Ash: Well...I don't want to betray the people I actually traveled with.

Gary: Okay.

Ash: Don't tell Drew!

Jace: It's only a game. He'd probably choose to kill you too.

Ash: Oh. Okay.

Gary: Why would you marry Dawn?

Ash: Well...I don't know.

Jace: Because Paul is not here?

Ash: No! That's not why. Oh wait...I think I'll just Date Dawn and Marry Clemont instead.

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