Pokemon Dating Quiz

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Milani: AYO.

Jace: So...the Pokémon Peeps decided to take the Pokémon Dating Quiz by DeJakob from Deviantart.

Milani: Elemeno has an account there too, but she doesn't really do anything with it.

Jace: Username is elemenocake.

Milani: Anyway, Ash, Drew, Paul, Misty, May and Dawn took the quiz. Gary is chilling right now. They are going to share to us their results.

Barry: And I got these truth serums to make sure they say the results they really got!

Jace: Who invited you here?

Barry: Well...I got the truth serum, breh.

Jace: Just keep that thing away from me or I'm fining you.

Barry: THAT'S MY LINE!

Milani: Let's get this party started. Let's start with the guys.

Ash: I don't wanna share it. It's embarrassing.

Jace: Come on, Ash.

Ash: I don't wanna.

Barry: I GOT THE SERUM!

Ash: I'm not Jace. I'm not afraid of a needle.

Jace: Hey!

Barry: Do you want it then?

Ash: NO!

Milani: Then share your answer.

Ash: I got...*shows the photo of his result*

Barry: Holy sweet mama!!!

Milani: Who in the world says that?

Jace: He apparently got his mother.

Ash: Well...I love my mom, but she's my MOM!

Milani: She says, "How about this, Mr. Mime and I invite you to dinner with us tonight?"

Jace: Well...at least you get good food.

Ash: She's my mom! She doesn't need to invite me to dinner!

Barry: That makes things easier.

Ash: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THIS QUIZ?!

Barry: Eh. My mom is not there anyway.

Milani: Just a weird fact about this quiz. If you get Barry, you'll see that his likes are Pokémon and Paul.

Jace: Oh my Arceus.

Paul: What?

Barry: That could be any Paul. Elemeno knows a lot of people named Paul.

Elemeno: How the heck do you know them? They probably don't even know you.

Ash: He is a Paul fanboy.

Barry: THIS IS ABOUT ASH.

Milani: Okay. Back to Ash's results.

Jace: She likes cooking and cleaning.

Ash: I know. SHE'S MY MOM!

Milani: Dislikes being alone.

Ash: I know. SHE'S MY MOM!

Barry: Tip. Ask if you can try her famous dish?

Ash: I've tasted all the food she can cook. SHE'S MY MOM!

Jace: Try to befriend her Mr. Mime.

Ash: SHE'S MY MOM! Mimey already knows me.

Milani: Okay, Ash. We'll give you a do over.

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