Elemeno: HEYYYYYY!
Eevee: HI!!!
Drew: What is this?
Ash: AHHHHHHH!
Paul: I can't even imagine what is going through Gary's mind in that picture.
Gary: Hush.
Ash: Why are we wearing dresses?
Gary: Why do we have boobs?
Elemeno: I plastered your faces on the girls from the Mean Girls. You know...the Plastics?
Gary: Who's Regina George there?
Elemeno: You're Regina.
Gary: Whoa.
Ash: Who am I there?
Elemeno: You're Cady.
Ash: Uh...
Elemeno: Lindsay Lohan
Ash: AHHHHHHH. No!
Gary: She wasn't really a Plastic.
Drew: So...WHAT THE HECK IS THIS???
Elemeno: This is 5SOP's Christmas Song entitled She's Kinda Cold.
Ash: Ooh! I love Christmas!
Drew: It's January!
Elemeno: It's Christmas all the time.
Eevee: And it's COLD!
Elemeno: Actually, this is the She's Kinda Cold EP! This includes 4 bonus tracks!
Drew: Oh no.
Gary: This is fake, guys.
Paul: Not real.
Eevee: SILENCE!
Drew: Shut up!
Eevee: I'M GONNA TACKLE YOU!
Drew: Lol.
Elemeno: Calm down, little Eevee.
Eevee: Drew is a meanie.
Elemeno: Anyway. The She's Kinda Cold EP includes the songs, "Found in Fantasy", "Under and In", "Fixed Whole" and their cover of the song "Under the Mistletoe". The Pokémon version of that.
Ash: But I was in the original version.
Elemeno: Fine. It is the 5SOP version of the song.
Ash: Okay.
Drew: So where are the Pokémon references this time?
Paul: You just used the antonyms of the words used in the actual title.
Elemeno: Well it needs to fit in with She's Kinda Cold.
Gary: So how come it is not titled "He's Really Cold"?
Elemeno: She's Kinda Cold still sounds better.
Gary: Wait...how come we don't have a cover of Jingle Bell Rock? That's the song The Plastics performed.
Elemeno: Because you're not The Plastics. You are 5SOP.
Gary: Okay...
Drew: Don't you have anything better to do in life, Elemeno?
Elemeno: I do.
Paul: So how come you're doing all these?
Elemeno: I have a lot of free time.
Ash: Merry Christmas!
Paul: It's not Christmas anymore.
Eevee: Get your copy of the She's Kinda Cold EP now!
Drew: It's not real!
Eevee: All you have to do is follow Elemeno on Twitter and Instagram! Follow her at-
Elemeno: We cannot share that information, Eevee.
Eevee: Oh. Sorry.
Drew: It's not real!
Gary: The EP is not real!!!
Elemeno: See ya!
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
AléatoireWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.