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petewentz : hey guys , i just got home from school

hurleyxvx : i got home a few minutes ago

petewentz : what are you doing ?

hurleyxvx : chilling at my work cause there are no customers rn

hurleyxvx : what are you doing ?

petewentz : same as you , just chilling

jtrohman : hey i'm home from school

petewentz : now we're just waiting on patrick

- five minutes later -

patrickstump : hello

petewentz : okay now that everyone is here , wanna hear a joke ?

jtrohman : sure

hurleyxvx : i love jokes

patrickstump : go ahead

petewentz : did you guys hear about the kidnapping at the local preschool ?

jtrohman : that's awful :(

petewentz : don't worry he woke up

petewentz : get it ? The kid was napping but then he woke up

hurleyxvx : hahaha

patrickstump : that was actually pretty funny

petewentz : okay i have more

petewentz : my friend accidentally swallowed some food dye so he went to the doctors , the doctor said he was okay but he felt like he way dyeing inside

jtrohman : lmao ,, where are you getting these ?

petewentz : a master never reveals his secrets

hurleyxvx : tell another one

petewentz : i have another friend who wears glasses when he does math because it helps with division

petewentz : get it ? da vision and division

patrickstump : lol

jtrohman : do you have more ?

petewentz : hold on brb

petewentz : what type of shoes do ninjas wear ?

hurleyxvx : i don't know

patrickstump : what do they wear ?

petewentz : sneakers , haha

jtrohman : all of these are rly corny but still funny

hurleyxvx : a customer just walked in gtg

jtrohman : i gotta do my homework :(

patrickstump : i have to do my homework too

petewentz : okay talk to you guys later

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a/n : okay chapter 5 is done
I've actually used all of these lol
-b

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