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petewentz: are y'all ready for jokes 2.0

patrickstump: not again

petewentz: what did the dad buffalo say to his son when he went off for college?

jtrohman: i don't know

hurleyxvx: what did he say

petewentz: bison

hurleyxvx: i'm at work and there are like seven people here and i just snorted

petewentz: see, i am funny

jtrohman: got anymore?

petewentz: i have so many that i started a book for all my terrible jokes

jtrohman: o

petewentz: how did the hipster burn his tongue?

petewentz: he drank his coffee before it was cool

patrickstump: that was so dumb, i am ashamed that i laughed

petewentz: why don't they play cards in the jungle?

jtrohman: too many cheetahs

petewentz: too many cheetahs

petewentz: wait a minute

jtrohman: I've only heard that joke a million times

petewentz: u suck

jtrohman: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hurleyxvx: this is why we r dating

jtrohman: ??

hurleyxvx: we have the same type of humor

jtrohman: o dang

hurleyxvx: oh shït

petewentz: waddup

patrickstump: what

petewentz: it's a meme

patrickstump: memes are lame

petewentz: joe trohman is lame

jtrohman: ur lame

hurleyxvx: i'm not lame

petewentz: neither am i

patrickstump: yes u are

petewentz: lame people don't have pink hair

patrickstump: u don't have pink hair

petewentz: well

patrickstump: omfg

jtrohman: ok but if u rly do have pink hair then i am going to scream

petewentz: well then start screaming

petewentz:

jtrohman: *screams*

patrickstump: omg when did u do this

petewentz: i was bored yesterday and i wanted to look cool

patrickstump: well u look so good

petewentz: thanks bro

patrickstump: did u just bro me

petewentz: ...

hurleyxvx: we should all tie dye stuff together

patrickstump: why would we do that?

jtrohman: why tie dye all of the sudden?

hurleyxvx: someone just walked into the store and she had the coolest tie dye shirt ever

petewentz: i am always down to tie dye things

jtrohman: fun fact: i have never tie dyed anything before

hurleyxvx: what the heck

petewentz: ur missing out buddy

jtrohman: dang

petewentz: ok so it's settled, we are all gonna tie dye stuff

petewentz: just the 4 of us

hurleyxvx: omg pete we never did go shopping

patrickstump: what

jtrohman: it's a long story

petewentz: oh yeah

hurleyxvx: pete should tie dye a shirt to match his hair

petewentz: yee

patrickstump: that would actually be cool

petewentz: well i am going to go

patrickstump: what are you gonna do

petewentz: definitely not watch HSM 3 again

petewentz: ok bye

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ok but HSM 3 is the best HSM