calum; 12:35 PM
luke; 12:35 PM
the hemmatron: hey u should come over
cal(culator): im at the airport luke
the hemmatron: oh right
the hemmatron: what a hoe cum back pls
cal(culator): cum
the hemmatron: u should cum back here with me
the hemmatron: we could watch the parent trap and eat hot cheetos and cuddle
cal(culator): youre making it harder for me to leave :-(
the hemmatron: then dont :-(
cal(culator): u know i have to bb :-(
the hemmatron: ye i know :-(
cal(culator): lets talk about something funny i don't wanna be sad
the hemmatron: ok
the hemmatron: remember when u liked that girl with crazy eyebrows and colorful pants
cal(culator): hoe don't do it
the hemmatron: and when u used to write her name with little hearts all over the back of ur notebook
cal(culator): oh my god
cal(culator): im cringing so hard boi stop
the hemmatron: ok imma stop
cal(culator): thank u
cal(culator): i love u sweaty
the hemmatron: did u just call me sweaty
cal(culator): yes
the hemmatron: u make me moist;)
cal(culator): yeah bby
cal(culator): what are u wearing?;)
the hemmatron: uh......... khakis
cal(culator): u ruined the mood
the hemmatron: butch pLS
the hemmatron: there was no mood
cal(culator): we all know u like me stop denying it u like it
the hemmatron: the only thing i like about u is your sister sorry b :-///
cal(culator): mali has a boyfriend she doesn't like u
the hemmatron: oh rly
the hemmatron: me and mali are dating
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Fanfiction𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 | ❝ i love you from a distance now and maybe that's all i was ever meant to do. ❞ lukehoodings, 2016
