Do It Like A Dude

(4)Do It Like A Dude

Chapter 4

"Rise and shine sleeping beauty, we have school." Someone shook me and I groaned.

"Oh come on Ryder, sleeping beauty, really? If she can't be a beauty in the day, how do you expect her to be a beauty in the morning?" I knew who that voice belonged to.

"Agreed!"  Tom said and I can imagine him holding his hand up agreeing with the jerk Drew.

Yesterday, I crashed at Tom's since it was late at night. Not to mention the fact that I was too lazy to get up. I wasn't the only went who slept over, the rest of the guys did the same. I slept in one of the guest rooms while leaving the others drooling on the living room's floor.

"I mean she could have shaken us awake to sleep on comfortable beds but No." Drew's voice was full of sarcasm, "she had to let us sleep on the floor all over each other like stupid monkeys." I believe that he was giving me his famous evil eye right now.

"Yeah I mean Drew actually drools when he sleeps. You know how his breath was last night? It was horrible." Tom exclaimed making Ryder laughed.

I peeked and saw that Drew turning red. "I do not!" He protested, narrowing his eyes at Tom. Yes, yes you do. 

 "Lying is a sin, my friend. Always remember, the truth will set you free."  Tom tapped Drew on the shoulder and I had a feeling Drew was so close to blowing up.

"Why thank you saint Tom. Can you give me advice about having two girls in your bed at night?" Drew threw both of his hands up in the air looking frantic.

"Well it's easy, you-" Tom started explaining but I leaped out of the bed throwing the covers onto the floor.

"I'm up, oh and good morning!" I smiled at them. Both Tom and Drew glared.

"Where's the good in it, huh? I woke up in the middle of the night with Tom moaning in my ear. I couldn't sleep because he kept groaning and having fantasies about Jessica Alba." Drew cried out and Tom looked horrified. I glanced at Ryder; his shoulders shook and he had one of his hands placed on his mouth to keep him from laughing. 

"Yeah well Jessica Alba is one of the few girls that makes me feel hot. She has perfect-" Tom began but soon got interrupted.

"Just shut up already Tom. I don't wanna hear you getting dirty with Jessica Alba in your dreams so get out." I pointed to the door, "The woman is married and has a child for Christ's sake." I said but Tom is Tom, he's stupid and does the dirty

 "She's still hot." He pointed out licking his lips.

I shook my head and went to the bathroom sending Ryder a playful glare but he only smiled in response.

"Move your body move your body uh, dance for your Papi

Rock your body rock your body, uh dance for your Papi

Put your hands up in the air, dance for your man if you care

Put your hands up in the air, air, air, ohohohohoh ."

WHAT THE HELL? I opened the bedroom door wearing a pair of ripped jeans short shorts and a black V-neck top. Most of the time we crash at Tom's house, so I usually bring extra clothes and keep them here.

"My rock is shinning bright, even if he ain't by my side

He makes sure that I glow. I make sure everybody knows.

Now all my super ladies I got my baby if you got your baby, baby." I heard someone sing.

Why does it sound like a grieving dolphin wailing?